After #FreeBritney Trends, Sources Say That Britney Spears Was In A Really Bad Way Before Getting Treatment

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

The #FreeBritney movement started after the podcasters behind the podcast Britney’s Gram did an episode devoted to a tip they got from a dude who claims to have been a paralegal at the law firm that handles Brit Brit Spears’ conservatorship.

In January, Brit Brit announced that she was dropping her latest Las Vegas residency Domination like it was broccoli that wasn’t slathered in Velveeta, because Daddy Spears, whose colon had ruptured, had the sicks and she wanted to care for him. Then we heard earlier this month that Daddy Spears’ condition was getting worse and the stress became too much for Brit to take and she voluntarily checked herself into a 30-day mental health program at some wellness center. Well, that paralegal dude claims that Brit is being held against her will in a mental institution and Daddy Spears put her there in January after she stopped taking her meds. And now “sources” are coming out to say there would’ve been an encore of her pink wig and umbrella-wielding days if something wasn’t done.

The paralegal dude says that this all started when Daddy Spears, who is Brit’s sole conservator, found out that she stopped taking her meds. He threatened to pull Domination and use his sickness as the excuse. And when she continued to treat her meds like a fraudulent Frapp not from Starbucks by refusing to put them in her mouth, Daddy Spears made good on his promise. He canceled Domination, and when she was papped driving (something she’s reportedly not allowed to do) to the emporium of heavenly deliciousness that is In-N-Out, Daddy Spears sent her to that mental institution.

Since that episode of Britney’s Gram came out, Brit’s mom Lynne Spears has liked Instagram comments about #FreeBritney, the podcasters went on Access Hollywood, a #FreeBritney protest of sorts is going down to today, and Extra producer Carlo De Santis told a tale of Daddy Spears’ controlling antics, which Extra host Mario Lopez said was true.

The Blast and Radar heard from sources who say that it’s true about Brit Brit not taking her meds as prescribed, but it’s false that she’s being held against her will in a mental hospital like Halle Berry in Gothika, or some shit. Radar says that Brit went in for treatment on her own, but The Blast claims that’s not completely true.

The Blast also says that the team of lawyers and doctors who have been helping her over the years changed recently, and her meds situation was a mess. When she did take her meds, she took the wrong amount. On top of that, The Blast says Daddy Spears gave her more and more freedom, which led to shit getting so bad that she “could’ve died.

So Daddy Spears made the decision to put her in a treatment center, and used his ills as a public excuse.

We’re told it’s unclear when Spears will be released from treatment, and although she is “not being held against her will,” she was not fully on board with checking herself in when it was initially discussed.

For now, we’re told professionals at the treatment center are “observing” her, and based on her behavior and testing will be able to prescribe a “cocktail of medications” to properly stabilize the singer and allow her to safely be released.

Our sources say the most important thing to Spears’ family and her entire team is that the singer gets the help she needs and is able to function as a normal person once she leaves treatment.

Ever since this #FreeBritney shit started, my brain has pooted out a zillion questions like:

  1. Does Brit’s treatment center have a built-in Starbucks?!
  2. How soon will that paralegal start a GoFundMe to pay for the lawyers he’ll need to hire when his old law firm easily identifies him (since Britney’s Gram played his voicemail) and goest after his ass?
  3. How soon will Britney’s Gram start a GoFundMe to pay for the lawyers they’ll need when Daddy Spears goes after their asses?
  4. Did Daddy Spears’ colon really rupture or has he been feeding us Kraft grits and telling us it’s Velveeta grits?!
  5. Does all this talk about 2007 mean that Adnan Ghalib is going to slither out from the rock he’s been living under to gather some coins for interviews?

2019 has already brought us some shit our eyes didn’t need and our eyes really don’t need to be hit with newer images of Adnan Ghalib’s pussy landing strip, which you know he still has.



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