The #FreeBritney movement held a massive protest (okay, like 20 people) at City Hall in West Hollywood, CA the other day to voice their thoughts about how Brit Brit Spears should be released from the chains and shackles of her over 10-year-long conservatorship. And as that was happening, Brit Brit’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears was slathering her face with possum grease, sticking razors in her hair, and handing her Juicy Couture backpack purse (you know she still has one) to one of her kids to prepare to fight the tricks who came at her in her Instagram posts for not helping Britney. Those bitches better hide, because we know that junior member of The Not The One Club, Jamie Lynn, is not the one.
As we already know, Brit is in a treatment facility to deal with mental health issues, and we were told that she had a hard time dealing with her daddy’s ruptured colon woes. Podcasters behind the podcast Britney’s Gram heard from a former paralegal at the law firm handling Brit’s conservatorship that she was forced into a mental institution and is being held against her will after refusing to take her meds. In the podcasters’ non-medical opinion, they believe she can make her own decisions and should be freed from the conservatorship. Other sources then said that Brit is not being held against her will, but there were problems with her meds and that’s why she’s getting help.
With all the rumors that Brit is being held against her will going around, she magically appeared in a totally-not-staged photo-op, looking confused (like me after reading all the conspiracy theories) with her boyfriend Sam Asghari on Easter Sunday. She was apparently on a day pass from the treatment center she’s in.
TMZ is now here to co-sign the claims that Brit is getting help after having issues with her meds. Their sources say that Brit was put on a cocktail of meds designed specifically for her and it worked for a while. But like all meds, that shit eventually stopped working as well and so doctors had to wean her off the old meds while trying new ones. They weren’t having any luck finding the right mixture, which made Brit unstable and she didn’t want to work with doctors. Now that she’s in a treatment center, doctors have figured out the right mix of meds that is working for her.
TMZ’s sources also say that Brit can’t legally be held against her will, because the type of conservatorship she’s under doesn’t allow the person to be forced into a mental health facility or be forced to take meds. They claim Brit went on her own, and Daddy Spears didn’t want her to because he was afraid it’d leak to the media.
And as for Jamie Lynn going off on a ho… Some of the #FreeBritney people scooted all over her Instagram comments with talk about how she needs to help Britney and isn’t doing anything for her sister. Jamie Lynn posted a video from The Pink Wig Days of her yelling at a Cheeto hater, and told the #FreeBritney-ers to drink a cold cup of Sanka (which is the ultimate insult in the Spears world since Starbucks is their God).
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10 years ago, who was there?? I have been here long before anyone else, and I’ll be here long after. I love my sister with everything I have. So, anyone or anything that speaks to the contrary can GTFOH with all the comments about what you don’t understand.Do not come for me or the ones I love anymore. You can move the “blank” outta here with all that, just like this other lady who was running her mouth.??
Does the #FreeBritney movement people not remember when the hillbilly ninja warrior grabbed a knife during a brawl at the Pita Pit in 2014?!
Note to every #FreeBritney protester: Stay away from every Pita Pit unless you want face time with a pita cutting knife held by the Guardian of the Pita Pit Galaxy.