Night Crumbs

May 21, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Usually an episode of James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke causes my last nerve to snap, but this one starring international jewel Celine Dion gave me perfect vision, cleared my sinuses, and coated my ear tunnels with liquid gold thanks to her opulent nightingale voice. It may do the same for you, as long as you keep your eyes away from that rejected Travolta wig on James’ wig – Just Jared

“Oh, Kate, I’m going to give you another special medal for keeping Gunne Sax alive with that dress” is definitely something that THE QUEEN said to Duchess Kate while touring the Chelsea Flower Show garden with her – Lainey Gossip

Like Julia Roberts, I’ve never seen an episode of Game of Thornes, but I Googled “Wildings” so fast after someone told her she looks like one – Pajiba

Alabama strikes again – Towleroad

At the beginning of the trailer for the Downton Abbey movie, I figured that fancy car would pull over and the driver would ask the driver of another fancy car, “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?” – Celebitchy

Model Anja Rubik has the sleepies so bad she forgot to put a shirt on – Drunken Stepfather

Halsey is giving you broken condom baby of Bettie Page and Ronald McDonald – Popoholic

Madge basically did the audio equivalent of face filtering her pitchy Eurovision performance – OMG Blog

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