For most of us, being in Qoronatine(™) is difficult enough as it is. And I imagine it’s even harder for parents and kids, and harder still for families who have shared custody arrangements in place. We already know that it’s been a challenge for Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale because Gavin complained about not getting as much time with their sons Kingston (13, presumably renamed Cody with a “K”), Zuma (11, now also answers to Zane), and Apollo (6, goes by Austin now) since they’re having to travel between future stepdad Blake Shelton’s ranch in Oklahoma, and his home in L.A. Sounds awful and unmanageable for everyone involved, yet Gavin made things worse by publicly complaining about the kids possibly bringing country cooties into his house. Now, a source is telling Us Weekly that Gwen thinks Gavin is letting the kids’ schooling slip while they’re with him.

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Chippendales had to temporarily close up shop since it’s pretty impossible to give a horny bride-to-be a lap dance from six feet away. So to try to make some money during these times, they’ve come up with an idea: Chippendales@Home! It’s a virtual show just for you and your best friends from one of Chippendales’ dancers! That’s right, Chippendales has discovered cam shows.

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Kanye West is on the cover of the May 2020 issue of GQ, and over the span of four separate interviews, he talks about everything from his relationship with Jesus, to his huge ranch in Cody, Wyoming, to his fully skateboard-able house, to the giant sports arena-sized development he plans on building there, to his continued plans to build single-family homes. You know, because that project went over so well back in California. And he also talked Trump.

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Dirce Ferreira, the Brazilian memaw who truly showed the young tricks of TikTok how it is really done!

There’s a challenge on TikTok called “Flip The Switch,” and it involves two people (or sometimes an animal friend) standing in front of a mirror. One person holds a phone in front of them, recording it all, while another person usually busts out moves behind them as the “flip the switch” part from Drake’s 2018 song Nonstop plays. And then when Drake lets out a “flip the switch,” one person flips the switch and they change places. It feels like it’s been happening on TikTok for centuries, and to quote my doctor after he does a prostate check on me, “It’s worn out!” But leave it to a 72-year-old bomb of pure sex to flip the switch on the Flip The Switch challenge by reviving that shit with her raw hotness that could melt the Werther’s Original in a pepaw’s pocket.

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It’s been a minute since we last heard about Richard Simmons and his, um, unusual situation at home. But, as always, when times get tough, Richard swoops in, wearing his best lycra micro-shorts and sequined tank, to save the day. As everybody is locked away in self-isolation, the need for living room calisthenics has never been higher. And fortunately, in the past three weeks, Richard (or, more likely, Richard’s team) has uploaded a bunch of vintage workout videos to his YouTube page––the site’s first uploads in more than 6 years!

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