Chippendales had to temporarily close up shop since it’s pretty impossible to give a horny bride-to-be a lap dance from six feet away. So to try to make some money during these times, they’ve come up with an idea: [email protected]! It’s a virtual show just for you and your best friends from one of Chippendales’ dancers! That’s right, Chippendales has discovered cam shows.
When the lockdown started, Chippendales did home workout videos starring their dancers wearing way too many clothes and not dry fucking the floor (do they not know their audience?). But now they’ve stepped it up with cam shows, and since Chippendales are charitable saints, they are offering free shows to healthcare workers and first responders. Give Chippendales a tax break for that! (Via TMZ)
Let me know when Chippendales steps it all the way up with an OnlyFans.
And yes, while most of us get our kicks for free through PornHub, some moms are going to get white wine drunk and sit back and enjoy a Chippendales stripper thrusting his bulge on ZOOM. My thoughts and prayers are with the eardrums of their children because those eardrums are going to shatter from all the screeching.
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