Open Post: Hosted By Chippendales Branching Out Into Quarantine Cam Shows
Chippendales had to temporarily close up shop since it’s pretty impossible to give a horny bride-to-be a lap dance from six feet away. So to try to make some money during these times, they’ve come up with an idea: Chippendales@Home! It’s a virtual show just for you and your best friends from one of Chippendales’ dancers! That’s right, Chippendales has discovered cam shows.
When the lockdown started, Chippendales did home workout videos starring their dancers wearing way too many clothes and not dry fucking the floor (do they not know their audience?). But now they’ve stepped it up with cam shows, and since Chippendales are charitable saints, they are offering free shows to healthcare workers and first responders. Give Chippendales a tax break for that! (Via TMZ)
“The virtual experience is a 40-minute party with at least 2 Chippendales dancers and you can chat, flirt, play games and most importantly — give or receive a virtual lap dance!!!
The new service streams from platforms such as ZOOM, House Party, FaceTime or Google Hangout — and Chippendales says it’s way easier to get to know their performers in such an intimate group setting.
They’re also offering FREE virtual parties for health care workers and first responders — a well-deserved treat for them. Additionally, if you bought a ticket to a Chippendales show postponed by the pandemic … you can also get a free party.”
Let me know when Chippendales steps it all the way up with an OnlyFans.
And yes, while most of us get our kicks for free through PornHub, some moms are going to get white wine drunk and sit back and enjoy a Chippendales stripper thrusting his bulge on ZOOM. My thoughts and prayers are with the eardrums of their children because those eardrums are going to shatter from all the screeching.
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