Kanye West is on the cover of the May 2020 issue of GQ, and over the span of four separate interviews, he talks about everything from his relationship with Jesus, to his huge ranch in Cody, Wyoming, to his fully skateboard-able house, to the giant sports arena-sized development he plans on building there, to his continued plans to build single-family homes. You know, because that project went over so well back in California. And he also talked Trump.
It’s been a whole week and a half since a clip of Kylie Jenner waking up her daughter Stormi with a musical “Rise and shiiiiine” went viral. Since she comes from that family, I would have expected her to have already trademarked the words rise, shine, and and, copyrighted the act of singing, and successfully purchased the rights to the sun, moon, and the Earth’s rotational pull. I guess reaching billionaire status makes a person lazy, because all Kylie has done is sell some sweatshirts and filed a trademark application.
Kevin Spacey could have spent all summer in court, but his most recent sexual misconduct case was dismissed last month. Kevin’s big public return to society happened in Italy at the Palazzo Massimo alle Terme of the Museo Nazionale Romano on Friday.
Some People Think Kylie Jenner Might Have Announced She Was Pregnant Again At Khloe Kardashian’s Birthday Party
Because the Kardashian-Jenners won’t be happy until they’ve spawned the population of a small town (working name: Plastic Hollows), one of the Kardashian-Jenners might be knocked up again. And it might be 21-year-old Kylie Jenner. And she might have made the big announcement at her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party. That’s a lot of maybes. The only thing we can safely assume to be correct here is the assumption that one of the Kardashian-Jenners would yank the spotlight away from one of their sisters.
If Kim Kardashian had her own version of “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music, she might list off attention, money, whatever is injected into her butt and Cher’s name. Kim loves Cher and dressed as her for Halloween. Last night, she and Kanye West went to the opening night performance of the Broadway musical based on Cher’s life, The Cher Show. Since Kanye’s version of “My Favorite Things” would just involve listing his own name 20 to 30 times, it should come as no surprise that Kanye didn’t care about anything other than himself and texted during the show.
Based on that sweatshirt, the only ghosts Kanye West or Kim Kardashian will be seeing from here on out are the ghosts of not looking as obnoxious as possible. Because you could say that officially died after their latest rich asshole stunt.