Night Crumbs

While looking like a Wish.com Elsa, Meghan McCain basically said on The View today that she wants to speak to Dr. Fauci’s manager. Because Meghan thinks that the coronavirus vaccine rollout has been a mess and Dr. Fauci needs to be removed and replaced with someone “that maybe does understand science.” Meghan is pissed that she doesn’t know when it’s her turn to get vaccinated and said, “The fact that I, Meghan McCain, co-host of The View, don’t know when or how I will be able to get a vaccine because the rollout for my age range and my health is so nebulous.” I mean, spoiled messes are going to be spoiled messes, but I am shocked and surprised that she didn’t say, “The fact that I, John McCain’s daughter, daughter of John McCain, don’t know when….” She’s slipping! – Towleroad

Since people have run out of shit to be OUTRAGED about, they got mad at Amanda Kloots, the widow for Nick Cordero, for getting vaccinated after waiting around at a vaccination site for any leftover shots they had at the end of the day – Celebitchy

The Croods 2 was once again the #1 movie during another shitty box office weekend because even a pandemic can’t keep parents from saying no to their children begging to go see that movie starring a bunch of talking crudités (that’s what Croods are, right? Don’t make me Google) – Pajiba

Andy Cohen would like you to know that he’s still BFFs with John Mayer and that John Mayer now has Bop Magazine-approved 90s teen heartthrob hair – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus gave everyone a serving of under-nalgas while done up like the cam girl version of Steve Zissou, – Popoholic

Here’s January Jones doing Meg Ryan (not like that!) in Joe Versus The Volcano, because why not? – Egotastic!

Looks like Mr. Big may end up on the Sex and the City revival that nobody wants after all – Just Jared

Wilmer Valderrama is somebody’s father now – SOW

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