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February 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Dick Island!

“I didn’t know that Scientology owned an entire island?” is probably what you said at the sight of Dick Island. Or you did what I did and researched skydiving companies that’ll let you skydive with no pants on and will teach you how to land b-hole first. The Sun brings us some highly important geographical news about a dick island (not to be confused with the Isle of Dicks that was the Fyre Festival) that was discovered by a woman who was exploring Google Earth. A million thank yous to that woman for finding my kind of paradise (Peenadise? Paradick?) on earth!

A woman named Joleen runs a Facebook group for Google Earth fans, and recently, she lubed that group up and slid in Dick Island! Joleen was jumping around the Pacific Ocean on Google Earth when her down-low parts probably howled like a cartoon wolf after her eyes landed on the sight of a big ole’ uncut dick with small balls in the ocean. The island is within the tropical Trinity Islands off the coast of French-owned New Caledonia, Oceania. Snopes confirms that it’s real and it’s 500 meters long. “What a tiny, little thing” laughed Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda. And while sharing Dick Island with her FB group, Joleen let them know that she wants to go to there. via The Sun:

“I was looking around the Trinity Islands and it just popped up and I thought ‘wow, that really looks like an uncircumcised penis’,” Joleen said. “I had to drop the pin on the map right away, so people know I didn’t just stick that image through Photoshop or create it myself.

“I shared it so people could pull up the coordinates and see it with their own eyes that it’s physically there and it really does look like a penis.

“The water looks blue and beautiful and I’d love the area to be closer to me. I’d love to go and travel there and sit on the dick.

“I didn’t go and measure how big it is, but considering it’s in the middle of the ocean it’s a pretty big penis.

The animals who live on Dick Island better brace themselves for a giant earthquake from all of the dick-hungry hos of the world landing on their home to get a piece of that big island dick. Although, Dick Island may soon mysteriously disappear, because the sluttiest whirlpool in the sea is probably making its way to the Trinity Islands to swallow that big uncut dick up. And yes, I’ve reached the point of hard-up desperation that I’m actually jealous of a whirlpool.

Pic: Google

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