I’d say this is the first sign of end times, but this is an event far unholier than any of that. I’m pretty sure even the Four Horsemen are nervously thinking, “What’s happening? I’m scared“, as the sound of Kris Jenner gleefully cackling echoes around them.

Yesterday afternoon, in what was probably an attempt to yank some attention away from His Majesty Prince (or at least try to distract our eyes from that beautiful video of him kicking her older sister off stage), Kylie Jenner posed for some social media selfies with Blac Chyna. That’s right – Kylie Jenner just so happened to make friends with the kurrent biggest kramp in the Kardashian’s rubber asses and her sworn enemy on the day a legend died.

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After all these years, Kate Gosselin just won’t let things go. – portapetey

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This is the road less traveled, for a reason. – Leona Lopez

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Diamond and Pearl!

Out of all of Prince’s many muses (Wendy & Lisa, Apollonia, Sheena Easton, Sheila E., Carmen Electra, etc…), Vanity will forever be my favorite, but Diamond and Pearl also hold a special place in my memories. When Diamonds and Pearls came out, I was at an age where I understood the beautifully nasty lyrics that came out of Prince’s mouth. “Gett Off” may or may not have been the song that summoned the first pube out of my crotch.

Prince’s muses and the two pieces of bread that made up that rhinestone and sex sandwich above were Diamond and Pearl. Prince originally wanted to get twins to play Diamond and Pearl in his video for “Gett Off,” but he instead cast dancer Robia LaMorte as Pearl and Lori Elle (that’s a hot drag queen name) as Diamond. Diamond and Pearl were the precious jewels that flanked the miniature purple swizzle stick all through the Diamonds and Pearls “era.”

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Robert Downey Jr. will be in the new Spider-Man reboot, and thank every lord and god for that. I was about to send $10 to him, because I’ve been worried about how he’s going to pay his bills. I mean, he only has one Marvel movie coming out this year. Bitch was probably close to going broke! – Lainey Gossip

That dragon lady chick from Game of Thrones is giving you “bored in a motel room” glamour for Vogue Australia – Drunken Stepfather 

The trailer for the new Jason Bourne movie looks like a trailer for a new series on the USA Network – Celebitchy

I agree with Donald Trump about something. Now excuse me while I go lie down in a field somewhere and patiently wait for the ground to eat me whole – The Superficial 

I see that Rob Kartrashian “borrowed” his mommy’s credit card again – Reality Tea

Mona Lisa was a drag queen, or something – Towleroad

Emily RideAJetSki went to Jessica Biel’s fancy kid restaurant – Hollywood Tuna  

Why it’s not a good idea to get a trillion nose jobs – Starcasm

Kelly Sears Roebuck has got a murph, and yes, I used the word “murph” in the year 2016 – Popoholic

It truly is the end of days. The Victoria’s Secret catalog is done – Jezebel

Brit Brit Spears’ dog either ate one of her Cheetos or she was celebrating 420 – OMG Blog

Susan Sarandon thinks that the Independence Day 2 script is trash – HuffPo

I wish I was as stoned as this beauty in a local commercial from the 1970s – Boy Culture 

I wish I was as stoned as these baby sloths – SOW

Kimmy Gibbler better be waiting in the wings… – Just Jared

Why am I staring at  Benjamin McKenzie’s peen area? – Popsugar

Those ducks are snobs! – The Berry 

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After Michael Jackson died, we learned that his sister La Toya Jackson is a skilled private investigator and has the spirit of Sherlock Holmes running through her veins. La Toya became Detective La Toya when she correctly smelled something suspicious about her brother’s death and vowed to get to the bottom of it. Today’s Mt. Everest-sized mountain of sadness has also brought out some new information I never knew before. Aretha Franklin is obviously a board certified physician. Because during an interview about Prince’s death today, she offered up her opinion on what she thinks may have taken him away from us.

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