Night Crumbs

April 21, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Robert Downey Jr. will be in the new Spider-Man reboot, and thank every lord and god for that. I was about to send $10 to him, because I’ve been worried about how he’s going to pay his bills. I mean, he only has one Marvel movie coming out this year. Bitch was probably close to going broke! – Lainey Gossip

That dragon lady chick from Game of Thrones is giving you “bored in a motel room” glamour for Vogue Australia – Drunken Stepfather

The trailer for the new Jason Bourne movie looks like a trailer for a new series on the USA Network – Celebitchy

I agree with Donald Trump about something. Now excuse me while I go lie down in a field somewhere and patiently wait for the ground to eat me whole – The Superficial

I see that Rob Kartrashian “borrowed” his mommy’s credit card again – Reality Tea

Mona Lisa was a drag queen, or something – Towleroad

Emily RideAJetSki went to Jessica Biel’s fancy kid restaurant – Hollywood Tuna

Why it’s not a good idea to get a trillion nose jobs – Starcasm

Kelly Sears Roebuck has got a murph, and yes, I used the word “murph” in the year 2016 – Popoholic

It truly is the end of days. The Victoria’s Secret catalog is done – Jezebel

Brit Brit Spears’ dog either ate one of her Cheetos or she was celebrating 420 – OMG Blog

Susan Sarandon thinks that the Independence Day 2 script is trash – HuffPo

I wish I was as stoned as this beauty in a local commercial from the 1970s – Boy Culture

I wish I was as stoned as these baby sloths – SOW

Kimmy Gibbler better be waiting in the wings… – Just Jared

Why am I staring at Benjamin McKenzie’s peen area? – Popsugar

Those ducks are snobs! – The Berry

Pic: Splash

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