Birthday Sluts
Prince Hot Ginge (32)
Chelsea Kane (28)
Jenna Marbles (30)
Heidi Montag (30)
Ben Schwartz (35)
Tammie Brown (36)
Dave Annable (37)
Sophie Dahl (39)
Tom Hardy (39)
Jimmy Carr (44)
Queen Letizia of Spain (44)
Josh Charles (45)
Dina Lohan (54)
Dan Marino (55)
Lisa Vanderpump (56)
Tommy Lee Jones (70)
Oliver Stone (70)
Carmen Maura (71)
Jessye Norman (71)
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Night Crumbs
InTouch Weekly says that Kanye West is helping Drake write a love song for RiRi. That rumor is probably a pile of lies, because Drake has to know that the only time you should ask Kanye West to help you write a love song is if you want to write a love song about Kanye West – Lainey Gossip
Tracy Anderson still doesn’t really know what she’s talking about – Celebitchy
Mayte Garcia is writing a tell-all about her “legendary love” with Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness – Reality Tea
Oh, so that’s what Yolanda Foster’s nipples look like. I’ve been wondering! – The Nip Slip
Great news, the Duggars got themselves a new child to screw up – The Superficial
Jessica Alba’s purse looks like it’s got orange Nerds glued to it – Popoholic
xHamster claims that they bought and destroyed an Alexis Arquette sex tape – Towleroad
Kate Hudson’s dress would’ve been a piece of elegant art if the sparkly eye charms were on her nips – Hollywood Tuna
Lance Bass still wants to go “bye bye bye” to earth and “hey hey hey” to space. And yes, grab the gong. I deserve it for that one – Jezebel
Just last night, I prayed to the unicorn gods for more pictures of Mimi pushing her Hello Titties together, because I haven’t seen them enough. They obviously heard me! – Drunken Stepfather
Only 6,000 selfies?! It must’ve been a slow 4 days for Kim Kartrashian – HuffPo
Netflix made Boreline its third canceled series ever – Pajiba
Jonah Hill burned the French TV host who burned him – SOW
Dear Prince William, please leave the sweet moves and dancing to Prince Hot Ginge – Popsugar
Kelsey Grammar’s future child support payments just got a little bigger – Just Jared
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Wade Robson Claims That Michael Jackson And His Minions Ran The Most Sophisticated Child Sexual Abuse Operation In The World
Choreographer and So You Think You Can Dance guest judge Wade Robson threw a lawsuit at MJJ Productions in 2013, claiming that Michael Jackson sexually abused him from the age of 7 to the age of 14. One judge threw out the case in 2015, because according to them, 33-year-old Wade Robson waited way too long to file it. (Yes, we are living in a world where claims of sexual abuse have an expiration date on them.) But the case is back on. The brain-melting disturbing details of the lawsuit were sealed up back then, but recently his new lawyer Vince Finaldi added a new complaint and The Hollywood Reporter published it. The new complaint claims that two of Michael Jackson’s companies acted as fronts for finding new victims.
Rick Schroder’s Marriage Of 24 Years Is Over
This will be good news for anyone who ever had a Teen Beat poster of Ricky Schroder in their locker. Or, you know, anyone who ever had a picture of Newt Dobbs from Lonesome Dove that they ripped from a TV Guide. I’m sure those people exist. TMZ says that after 24 years of marriage, Ricky Schroder is getting divorced from his wife Andrea Schroder.
A 21-year-old Ricky met a 17-year-old (eeesh) Andrea while he was filming a movie in Canada in 1991. They got married a year later, and ended up having 4 kids. Ricky converted to Mormonism for her. Hearing the word “Mormon” immediately made me picture a smiling Ricky ringing Andrea’s doorbell and asking her if she likes her new house and if he could clean her gutters.
TMZ says that Andrea filed papers in Los Angeles only a few weeks before their 24th anniversary. She wants sole legal and physical custody of their youngest kid (the other three are of legal age) with visitation for Ricky. She’s also demanding spousal support.
TMZ doesn’t know exactly why they decided to split. But I think I have a theory. A few years ago, Andrea and Ricky were on an episode of Oprah: Where Are They Now, and she showed off a “dream board” – which was really more of a bag – that she made when she was 8. On the inside there was a picture of Ricky and she’d written that her dream was to marry/meet him and have kids with him.
And now they’re getting divorced and cashing spousal support payments. That paper bag totally came from a haunted grocery store, I know it. Quick, throw your dream bags into a fire! It could be cursed!
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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa Bringing The Hotness, Even In A Maroon Velvet Vest
Yes, I said MAROON, because I am a classy whore who likes to use the classiest name available for colors.
Jason Momoa was at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday to sell his movie The Bad Batch with co-star Soooookeh Waterhouse. Jason Momoa also unintentionally sold me on his style being “steampunk Tarzan going to a senior prom while wearing an ensemble bought at Chess King.” This is very Johnny Depp Lite. Jason’s style borders on Fighting The Hot, but it still brings the nipple tingles, because it lacks sleeves and fucks to give. I am always grateful that Jason suffers from a deeply allergic reaction to covering up those arms.
Jason is also dressed like an overheated Paula Poundstone at a holiday party in 1993, and suddenly I find myself feeling things about Paula Poundstone.
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A Strawberry Has Never Touched Tom Brady’s Mouth And One Never Will
Since it seems like I’m on the “rich dudes saying dumb shit to The Cut” beat, here’s a post about Tom Brady saying dumb shit to The Cut. Just like plastic-straw-hater Adrian Grenier, Gisele Bundchen’s man is so not into something that’s got the word “straw” in its name. Two things: Yes, this IS news. And yes, Tom Brady’s feelings about strawberries is one of the most interesting things he’s ever said in an interview.