Night Crumbs
InTouch Weekly says that Kanye West is helping Drake write a love song for RiRi. That rumor is probably a pile of lies, because Drake has to know that the only time you should ask Kanye West to help you write a love song is if you want to write a love song about Kanye West – Lainey Gossip
Tracy Anderson still doesn’t really know what she’s talking about – Celebitchy
Mayte Garcia is writing a tell-all about her “legendary love” with Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness – Reality Tea
Oh, so that’s what Yolanda Foster’s nipples look like. I’ve been wondering! – The Nip Slip
Great news, the Duggars got themselves a new child to screw up – The Superficial
Jessica Alba’s purse looks like it’s got orange Nerds glued to it – Popoholic
xHamster claims that they bought and destroyed an Alexis Arquette sex tape – Towleroad
Kate Hudson’s dress would’ve been a piece of elegant art if the sparkly eye charms were on her nips – Hollywood Tuna
Lance Bass still wants to go “bye bye bye” to earth and “hey hey hey” to space. And yes, grab the gong. I deserve it for that one – Jezebel
Just last night, I prayed to the unicorn gods for more pictures of Mimi pushing her Hello Titties together, because I haven’t seen them enough. They obviously heard me! – Drunken Stepfather
Only 6,000 selfies?! It must’ve been a slow 4 days for Kim Kartrashian – HuffPo
Netflix made Boreline its third canceled series ever – Pajiba
Jonah Hill burned the French TV host who burned him – SOW
Dear Prince William, please leave the sweet moves and dancing to Prince Hot Ginge – Popsugar
Kelsey Grammar’s future child support payments just got a little bigger – Just Jared
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