Olivia Wilde Calls Out Tricks On The Subway For Not Offering Her Pregnant Ass A Seat
When I lived in NYC, I hardly ever sat on the subway unless I was plastered. (“So what you’re saying is that you always sat on the subway?” – you) My legs still work good and I mostly sit on my ass all day, so I always felt like I was the last person who needed to sit. But there are some able-bodied hos who sit like they’re protesting something and if a 9-month pregnant blind woman on crutches with twins in a baby Bjorn on her back and groceries balancing on her head hobbled on in, they’d still stay sitting. Olivia Wilde took the subway in NYC yesterday and when people didn’t give up their seat for her, she crop dusted them with pregnant farts on Twitter.
Taylor Swift’s Next Boyfriend Might Be Zac Efron
I like to think the look on Zac Efron’s face above is the same look he gave when FedEx dropped off his Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend welcome package. “Is that a tank top in there? Oh crap, what have I gotten myself into.”
Taylor Swift has been without a boyfriend for all of nine days, but the recovery time from PR relationships must be pretty quick, because she reportedly has eyes on her next victim.
Kim McGuire, Who Played Hatchet-Face In “Cry-Baby,” Has Died
The south is losing their jewels this month. First, Savannah lost The Lady Chablis when she sashayed on to the afterworld to read the angels. And yesterday, New Orleans lost Kim McGuire, who was one of the best parts of Cry-Baby. Kim was 60.
The Divine Facebook page broke the sad news yesterday. They also linked to a GoFundMe page that was started by Kim’s friend to help out her husband Gene Piotrowsky. Kim and Gene lived in Naples, FL. Gene tells TMZ that Kim caught a serious case of pneumonia earlier this week and was admitted to the ICU. The treatment for her pneumonia did her more bad than good and she went into cardiac arrest yesterday.
Kim was born and grew up in New Orleans and got her law degree at Loyola University School of Law. She put her plans to be a lawyer on hold to follow her dream of becoming an actress. Wikipedia says that John Waters had planned to do a stand-alone Hatchet-Face movie about a hot woman who’s Jayne Mansfield in the body and Margaret Hamilton in the face. That didn’t pan out so he put the character in 1990’s Cry-Baby. Kim got the role just a millisecond after she auditioned for it. And nobody worked a wonky eyebrow situation, a back alley cat eye and current day Depp teeth better than her!
Kim went on to act in Dream On, On the Air and Serial Mom. Wikipedia also claims that Kim got the role of Annie Wilkes in Misery, but producers eventually went with Kathy Bates, who won the Oscar, instead. Kim went back into law in the mid-90s and she and Gene eventually moved to Mississippi. They lost everything in Hurricane Katrina and lived in Alabama for a bit before moving to Florida.
Here’s a supercut of Hatchet-Face’s best moments:
Rest in peace, Kim. Rest in peace, Hatchet-Face.
Pic: Universal
Kanye West And Drake Slapped Back At Kid Cudi For Accusing Them Of Using A Team Of Writers
The picture you see above was taken several years ago. I’m pointing this out, because after what happened between Kid Cudi, Kanye West, and Drake on Twitter last night has probably killed any chance that Kid Cudi will ever be on the same stage as a smiling Kanye West ever again. Although I feel like neither of them are dabbing at tears with their hankies over that thought.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For September 14th!
Let’s switch to poker because someone needs to have a royal flush. – CookieMonsterDory
Upvote winner:
Yeah. Playing chess bores the shit outta me too. – Heather M.
Pic: Tosh.0
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bernice Starnes, the 86-year-old fountain of seasoned wisdom who needs to be the new Judge Judy AND join the Supreme Court, because she was born with “Not The One” tattooed on her and she believes in throwing the entire library at criminals, especially criminals who dare fuck with her.