It’s Always A Set-Up

So I’ve been watching this reality show on Bravo called Double Exposure which follows two photographers named Markus Klinko and Indrani, but it’s a little hard for me to sit through because sometimes that Markus dude does a creepy baby voice which usually comes out of the mouth of a man in a white van with a lollipop in his hand. A voice that you just want to tell your mommy about, because it has child touched your ears.

Anyways, at the end of last night’s episode, Markus and Indrani flew to NYC to shoot Lindsay Lohan for her 6126 leggings line. Blohan’s call time was set at 11 in the morning, but since she’s a professional fuck-up she didn’t show up. The episode ended with everyone waiting for Blohan 7 hours later. Of course, Blohan has pulled her Vicodin-flavored finger out of her mouth and pointed it at Bravo for setting her up! She claims that she was given the wrong call time on purpose, so that she could look bad in front of the cameras. The last time I checked bitch didn’t need help with that. Here’s what she Twatted last night:

for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose…it was a set-up
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

Unfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust…oh- and I’ve never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

I don’t appreciate being used for press, and I’m sure others would agree! Love to everyone
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

Photo shoot for Indrani and Markus… So that’s bullshit too…. Thank goodness for #twitter !!!!! The truth can be stated!!!!
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

A source tells TMZ that Blohan is lying, because her call time was set for 10am and she didn’t show up until 11 hours later. Her excuse was that she woke up late.

Okay, unless Markus and Indrani are vampires (which is possible), who the hell sets a call time for 9 at night?! Blohan’s excuse is automatically invalid since it’s coming out of her mouth. She should really blame that sneaky 8-ball for seducing her into nostril fucking it which kept her up all night.

When White Oprah wakes up sometime this evening, I really hope she has something to say about this mess. You know she’s going to find a way to drag her arch rival Fudgie the Whale into it. Fudgie is always trying to trip those Lohan bitches.

Here’s Blohan leaving a club in L.A. last night.