Hot Slut Of The Day!
The badass baby iguana who outran a bunch of snakes on the Islands episode of Planet Earth II!
I was planning to do a political-themed HSOTD today, but we could all use a quick distraction from that shit show. You may have already been distracted with this thrilling-as-hell chase scene, but get distracted all over again like it’s the first time. Planet Earth II is airing the UK right now, but it doesn’t come out in the U.S. until January. They should move up that January release date to TONIGHT because we need this now more than ever.
Only Planet Earth II’s first episode has aired and it’s already become the must-see cinematic experience of the year. It’s got suspense, drama, romance, heartbreak and action.
Birthday Sluts
Sandra “Pepa” Denton (47, 50 or 52)
Nikki Blonsky (28)
Analeigh Tipton (28)
Delta Goodrem (32)
French Montana (32)
Se7en (32)
Vanessa Lachey (36)
Cory Hardrict (37)
Sisqo (38)
Nick Lachey (43)
Eric Dane (44)
Chris Jericho (46)
Scarface (46)
Susan Tedeschi (46)
Daphne Guinness (49)
Lou Ferrigno (65)
Bille August (68)
Robert David Hall (70)
Pic: Pinterest
Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Voted While In Labor
“Either take the goddamn motherfuckin’ picture or put a pillow under me to catch the baby that’s about to drop out” is probably what that Colorado woman is thinking.
HuffPost, ABC 13 and the Daily Camera report that Soshy Adelstein of Boulder, CO expected her baby to arrive today, Election Day. But on Friday morning, Soshy’s baby girl decided that she needed a change of scenery and made her way out of there. Soshy started to go into labor at 1:30am, but she wasn’t going to let anything, even a baby coming out of her body, stop her from voting. So before she and her husband, Max Brandel, shuffled off to the hospital, they stopped in to the Boulder County Clerk and Recorder’s Office at 11:00am to drop off their ballots.
Night Crumbs
Riception: RiRi wore a t-shirt of herself wearing a Hillary Clinton t-shirt. Now Hillary Clinton just needs to wear a t-shirt of RiRi wearing a t-shirt of herself wearing a Hillary Clinton t-shirt. And then RiRi needs to wear a t-shirt of Hillary wearing a t-shirt of RiRi wearing a t-shirt of- Oh fuckit, my brain turned off – Just Jared
Today in “If it’s true, please let their sex tape leak” news: Idris Elba and Jourdan Dunn may be bumping nips – Lainey Gossip
We will probably hear the words, “And the Oscar goes to Viola Davis,” next year – Celebitchy
Rita Ora’s giving you “Payless version of Vanity” – Drunken Stepfather
Kyle Richards’ TV Land show got picked up and trick better put Kim Richards in it – Reality Tea
Would you eat this? – Pajiba
Johnny Galecki’s safe word must be: WHYME – The Superficial
In case you were wondering if Mila Kunis is still pregnant, she is – Popoholic
Okay, but after the concert, how many people did Madge blow after they promised to vote for Hillary? – Towleroad
AOL is the devil because they didn’t give the iconic You’ve Mail Guy enough cash to retire – Hollywood Tuna
Fuck, Marry, Kill starring Jamie Dornan, Josh Gad and Don Rickles. GO! – SOW
Bella Hadid achieved the impossible. She found a way to look even more dead-eyed – The Nip Slip
Oh don’t mind me, I’m just squinting my eyes with my face pressed against the screen to see Thor’s nips – Popsugar
Blac Chyna wants her baby to come out today. But if that girl knows who her parents are, she probably won’t ever come out – Starcasm
You know, Lady Gaga does look like a rich drag queen Nazi here – HuffPo
Pic: Instagram
Mama Tina Posted And Deleted A Pic Of Basement Baby And Jay Z In An Elevator
It’s been over two years since Solange won the lightweight championship for her elevator beatdown on Jay Z. Most of us forgot about it (not really), but that shady Tina Lawson brought it all back when she posted a picture on Instagram of her daughter Basement Baby Leonard, BB’s 12-year-old son Daniel Julez Smith and Jay Z in the same elevator together. The picture was most likely taken backstage at Saturday Night Live. Mama Tina just couldn’t let Basement Baby have her lone time in the spotlight and outshine that other one for once!
Mama Tina hit the delete button on that pic and Yahoo! thinks she got rid of it because she realized she was bringing the messy family drama back. But please, Mama Tina knew that everyone had already screen shot it and so her mission was complete. With that said, I am slow clapping for Mama Tina’s shifty ways.
Julez looks a little scared in the face and who can blame him? The last place in the world you ever want to be is between Basement Baby and Jay Z in an elevator. Jay Z is laughing because the kid is between them, but if Julez moved away, his “haha” face would immediately turn into an “oh shit” face.
And here’s Solange dressed like the Tin Man going to a business meeting at last night’s CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in NYC.
Taylor Swift Voted
It felt like every celebrity and their semi-famous dog had let everyone know what side they were on during this election. You had people dressing up as their favorite candidate for Halloween and gingers fighting on Twitter for candidate supremacy and Malcolm’s Dad threatening to move to Canada if Trump wins and Third Eye Blind trolling the RNC. Lots of people had feelings. One person who kept their lips sealed was Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift never said if she was “with her.” She also never endorsed Donald Trump, and I’m sure that really hurt his feelings, because she looks like what he would choose if he could replace Tiffany.