This trippy ass “Rock The Vote” commercial starring Iggy Pop’s nipples and Kate Moss!

The most known “Rock The Vote” ad is, of course, the one with Madge warbling out a voting song while wearing an American flag as her back-up dancers shake their asses behind her in my votin’ outfit of choice (nut cutters and combat boots). And my favorite “Rock The Vote” ad is hands-feet-down the one where Lady Miss Kier busts out hot aerobic moves while preaching at us to vote, baby, vote. (If you don’t go to the posting polls while kicking and singing, “Vote, baby vote,” you’re voting wrong.) But here’s another hot MTV ad from 1996 starring jerky-fied American treasure Iggy Pop and a (probably) coked-up Kate Moss who’s like, “Whatever,” through most of it.

I’m biased, but the 90s were the golden era of voting ads. Case in point: This Iggy Pop one. And it’s still very effective.

If there’s someone in your life who isn’t planning to vote, just show them that ad. The flashing lights and Iggy Pop’s swaying nipples will hypnotize them into walking to their polling place. Even Kate Moss, who’s a British citizen and doesn’t care about anything, seems to sort of, kind of care about Americans voting (or maybe she agreed to do this ad because she really just wanted to serve up moves next to a topless Iggy Pop and his nipples) .

Leif Garrett (55)
SZA (26)
Jessica Lowndes (28)
Jack Osbourne (31)
Sam Sparro (34)
Azura Skye (35)
Laura Jane Grace (36)
Dania Ramirez (37)
Khia (39)
Bucky Covington (39)
Tara Reid (41)
Matthew Rhys (42)
David Muir (43)
Gretchen Mol (44)
Tech N9ne (45)
Tom Anderson (46)
Parker Posey (48)
Kamar de los Reyes (49)
Courtney Thorne-Smith (49)
Gordon Ramsay (50)
Michael Nyqvist (56)
Chi Chi LaRue (57)
Richard Curtis (60)
Rickie Lee Jones (62)
Christie Hefner (64)
Alfre Woodard (64)
Mary Hart (66)
Bonnie Raitt (67)
Alain Delon (81)

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Kate Hudson sang out musical notes next to John Mayer at David Foster’s birthday party on Friday night. I could’ve sworn that there’s been a rumor about these two doing it, but apparently there hasn’t been. I bet even Kate and John looked at each other, squinted and said, “Have we fucked before? I can’t seem to remember…” – Lainey Gossip

Nicole Kidman’s hair is very “abuelita going to a wedding” here – Celebitchy

I think I spot some butterfly areola – Drunken Stepfather

One of the Teen Mom 2 chicks, whose name is not Jenelle Evans, is knocked up again – Reality Tea

Current Hot Slut of the Month leader, Ana Navarro is so scared of “President Jabba the Trump” that she’s voting for Hillary Clinton – Towleroad

Wookie nipple alert! – The Superficial

Instagram model nipple alert! – The Nip Slip

Natalie Portman’s unborn baby is growing – Popoholic

Oh how I wish that this presidential election would come down to a Lip Sycnh For Your Life judged by RuPaul – Boy Culture

Don’t show this to Sharon Stone’s ex-husband or he’ll never use the bathroom again – Hollywood Tuna 

Audrina Patridge got married and the only thing I want to know is if Ceiling Eyes’ legendary mom got drunk at the wedding and is there video of it? – Just Jared

Everyone is making babies: The Jared Patandlickme Edition – SOW

Everyone is making babies: The Wonder Woman Edition – IDLYITW

Everyone is making babies: The Chad Michael Murray Edition – Popsugar

Lena Dunham didn’t make a baby, but she did find yet another reason to talk about herself – Pajiba

Janet Reno has died and is now in heaven where they never ever play My Sharona – Jezebel

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And now let me pull you away from the terrifying election news to give you some terrifying airplane news!

Now, many times when I’m on a flight, I pray for a girthy and long serpent to land on my face and help me pass the time. This is not the kind of girthy and long serpent I pray about. CNN and my own personal CNN called The Daily Mail both report that during an AeroMexico flight from Torreon to Mexico City, a stowaway trick dropped into the cabin, because you know, flying isn’t bad enough. The Daily Mail says that snake was a venomous green viper. While many passengers were probably hoping that snake wasn’t the baby and soon the mom was going to appear to swallow them all, I’m sure one passenger secretly hoped that snake would bite the bitch kicking their seat behind them.

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If you’re single and wondering what in the hell you need to do to get a man who would fight for you, lie for you, walk the wire for you and do everything else in that Bryan Adams song for you, then I’ve got the answer for you. The answer is, you need to be a sloth, bitch.

Planet Earth II has already started airing in the UK (it doesn’t air in the U.S. until late-January), and the first episode is about islands. Sir Richard Attenborough takes the viewers to the Caribbean island of Escudo and follows a dude sloth trying to find himself a lady sloth. While the human race’s straight women have to find a man by either going on The Bachelor or straining their fingers while swiping through Tinder, lady sloths just have to stay perched in a tree until a man comes to them.

The pygmy three-toed sloth bachelor swims through the mangroves and spots a fair sloth maiden in a tree above. Rapunzel’s prince is trash compared to this sloth. This Prince Charming sloth doesn’t need hair to climb up to his lady love. But well… when he gets to her, he finds that she’s not available, because she’s already got a baby and won’t be DTF for a few months….

That screen shot above is of the baby’s face. That baby is a damn jerk, but I love it, because it’s obviously throwing a face that says, “Hahaha, cock-blocked you, motherfucker.”

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Reformed messy slut and one-time Hollywood It-Brit Russell Brand has entered the next phase of his transformation into a normal, less messy person. Phase 1 was Russell, “desperate to start a family” (at least according to The Daily Mail), knocking up his girlfriend Laura Gallacher earlier this spring. Phase 2 was Russell putting a ring on Laura’s finger and turning her from Russell’s baby mama to Russell’s future wife. Phase 3 happened sometime recently when Laura gave birth to their first child.

According to The Mirror UK, Russell subtly let the arrival of his baby slip during a stand-up show in Nottingham, England last night. An audience member claims Russell told everyone that he had to get home ASAP because his “girlfriend just had a baby.” Russell reportedly ended his show before 9pm. According to people there, Russell didn’t elaborate further, like when the baby was born or if it’s a boy or a girl. A source tells The Mirror that Russell’s baby was born late last week. The Mirror thinks it may be a girl because a random fan congratulated him on his baby girl on Twitter.

The words Russell Brand + Dad would have been truly anxiety-triggering a few years ago, but Russell has calmed down in recent years, so it’s not that weird anymore. And honestly, he’s probably going to be fine. Years being Russell Brand is more than enough preparation Russell Brand needs for fatherhood. What’s going weeks without sleep and constantly smelling like a mix of barf and piss? I’m sure after the first week, Russell was like “Ah, this really takes me back to my 20s.”

Pic: Russell Brand