Being the great decision-maker that she is, Doja Cat decided it was a good idea to gnaw at the hand that feeds her by basically calling her fans suckers for buying her last two pop albums, 2019’s Hot Pink and 2021’s Planet Her. Doja Brat called the pop albums “cash grabs” and said that her fans “fell for it.” “She then burped up about how she’s sick of “cranking out digestible pop hits for children on twitter to get into fights about.” For someone who tries to act like she’s so unbothered, she’s every layer of bothered! But whatever, for me, Doja Cat’s career peak and ended with the 2018 poetic masterpiece, Bitch, I’m A Cow! She’ll never top that- The A.V. Club

Scarlett Johansson says that she has no bad feelings against Disney after suing their asses. Of course, she doesn’t hold a grudge against Disney. Trick sued and got paid! Mickey Mouse, on the other hand, is probably still pissed he had to pay up. And every time he walks by a tree, he probably throws the dirtiest look at it – Celebitchy

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History has been made! Nothing will ever be the same! USA Today reports that yesterday, Buddy Holly won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in NYC, making him the very first Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen to take home the honor in the competition’s 147 years. Petit what? Peh-TEE bah-SAY grihf-FAHN vahn-DAY-ahn. Or, for all you plebs who can’t pronounce fancy French words: PBGV.

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When the first rumblings of a Beetlejuice sequel permeated the internet, fans of the cult classic went, “Go ahead! Make my millennium!” But fortunately, we won’t be waiting around a thousand years cause the official release date for Beetlejuice 2 is set for September 6, 2024. It was rumored last month that Jenna Ortega would star alongside some of the original cast reprising their roles– with Michael Keaton back as Beetlejuice and Winona Ryder as OG goth chick Lydia Deetz. And now it’s been confirmed that Jenna will play Lydia Deetz’s daughter.

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Quinta Brunson covers May’s issue of InStyle wearing a lovely pink loofah. The interview focused on her FASHUN, and how the immediate success of Abbott Elementary meant lots of awards show red carpet appearances (remember when she had to step over Jimmy Kimmel’s dead body to pick up her Emmy?). Unfortunately for 33-year-old Quinta, finding a stylist was a challenge. She tells InStyle that her body committed “the cardinal sin: to be short and have the nerve to have any type of curve.” Short? Meh. Sure, if they’re skinny. Curvy? Only if the woman has a teeeny tiny waist to balance out her tits and ass. But short and curvy? SACRÉ BLEU! Throw her to the wolves!

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I’m going to assume when you have a lot of mouths to feed, you need to come up with the most efficient way to make sure you’re not the mom your kid discusses neglect about with their therapist. And one New York mother of 12, Alicia Dougherty, thought she created a cheat code for feeding her family by crafting a huge nacho bowl inside of a kiddie pool. But the internet thinks otherwise and immediately chastised her for her lazy culinary attempt.

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