Shakira’s 2022 woes have continued into 2023. She’s still dealing with Spain’s supposed “smear campaign” regarding her tax-paying ability (or lack thereof) and recovering from her split from Gerard Pique. She’s talked about moving on from the relationship, even contemplating moving away from Spain to the Bahamas to Miami. There’s been no mention of a hot new man, so she has yet to get into that phase of the breakup. Pique, however, has been ready to move on. He was so ready, in fact, that he brought his new girlfriend, Clara Chia Marti, to his and Shakira’s house while the couple was still living together!

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There are two things most people can agree on: cats are cute, and pizza is great. But what happens when a cat and a pizza collide? The result is a viral video where a furry friend named Lucas obliterates America’s favorite bastardized Italian dish. To make matters worse, the pizza cost $27. I hope Lucas put in a replacement order on Uber Eats because IN THIS ECONOMY, we can’t afford to lose even one pizza!

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Ever since Prince Harry announced the release of Spare, the internet has been abuzz with excerpts from the tell-all book. From the tale of fisticuffs between the two princes to the origins of the infamous Nazi uniform to Harry dragging William for his hair loss, the book contains a seemingly never-ending stream of embarrassing stories designed to last a Queen’s lifetime. So, what do the Royals think of Harry’s collection of bedtime stories for unloved boys? They’re pissed! Obviously.

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During last night’s Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards, Jamie Lee Curtis (seen above proving that Activia does chichis good) presented an award to Cate Blanchett for her performance in Tár. While accepting her award, which looks like a cucumber covered with seasoned curly fries, Cate said that she and Jamie Lee drove to Palm Springs together and that they were nearly late for the ceremony because of Jamie Lee’s ass. When Cate showed up at Jamie Lee’s house, Jamie Lee came out in nothing but chonies and a bra and kept telling her what to wear. QUICK! Somebody pitch a road trip comedy where Cate Blanchett and a nearly-naked Jamie Lee Curtis bicker about fashion while driving into the desert! – Just Jared

Also at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards last night, Michelle Yeoh showed us that only she can pull off a messy ensemble that looks like a Na’vi girl’s prom dress that got tangled up in the wash with a matador’s outfit – Lainey Gossip

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