Today in Great News For Amanda Seyfried: Convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmes‘ continued post-season antics have provided more than enough material to guarantee that Hulu will be reaching out to Amanda for a second season of The Dropout. And she hasn’t even started serving her 11-year prison sentence for fraud yet! According to People, Elizabeth has just given birth to her second child with husband Billy Evans, and has asked the court if it would be OK, given that she’s not a flight risk, not with a NEWBORN, if she could, pretty please, hold off on serving her time while she appeals her conviction. **stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**STARES IN ELIZABETH HOLMES***

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Megan Fox continued the theatrics of her and Machine Gun Kelly‘s relationship by deleting her Instagram after posting some cryptic posts that probably were about MGK slipping his crotch BB gun to somebody else. Megan then doubled down on the theatrics by whiplashing in the other direction and swore they were no cheating of any kind. Welp, now the couple is reportedly still trying to make it work, and that involves counseling. I think counseling is definitely needed here, but not the couples’ variety–both should get their needs for attention looked into.

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Janet Jackson will probably find some way to incorporate being sexy in every performance she does until she’s dancing with a cane because whenever she performs, she goes all out. Well, one critic who wishes she would tuck some of that shit in is her nephew TJ Jackson, son of  Tito Jackson. We haven’t heard his name since he was trying to save his little cousins from his family’s diabolical plot to get Michael’s cash. But now TJ is back from the shadows to comment on Janet’s sexy dancin’ ways by saying he’s never liked her more seductive performances, which of course, caused a major backlash from a lot of Janet’s fans.

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Courteney Cox must be running some kind of halfway house for privileged yet downtrodden victims out of her L.A. estate; because Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi once crashed there in between mansions, and Prince Harry revealed in his recent memoir, Spare, that he stayed there one time during a trip to the U.S. back in 2016. Staying at Monica Gellar’s house seemed to have been a banner encounter for him because he’s a Friends fanatic and self-proclaimed Chandler (of course); AND he says he tripped his bollocks off on mushrooms at a party there one night. According to People, Courteney just shared that although Harry Todger The Half-Price Prince DID stay there a few years ago, she’s not copping to supplying the shrooms.

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The Totally Not Creepy Remote Kissing Device For Long-Distance Lovahs!

Good news for long-distance lovers who are sick of constantly having to wipe the dried saliva (and other) marks from their phones from tongue-ing the screen while “making out” with their piece. Inventors at Changzhou Vocational Institute of Mechatronic Technology in China must have watched that tongue telephone scene from Nightmare on Elm Street one too many times because they have invented a device for long-distance sweethearts to “kiss each other” with. Oh yeah, I’m sure “kissing” is what horny long-distance hos are going to use that thing for.

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