Elizabeth Holmes Has Given Birth To Her Second Child And Wants To Delay Her Prison Sentence Since She Has A Newborn Now

March 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Today in Great News For Amanda Seyfried: Convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmescontinued post-season antics have provided more than enough material to guarantee that Hulu will be reaching out to Amanda for a second season of The Dropout. And she hasn’t even started serving her 11-year prison sentence for fraud yet! According to People, Elizabeth has just given birth to her second child with husband Billy Evans, and has asked the court if it would be OK, given that she’s not a flight risk, not with a NEWBORN, if she could, pretty please, hold off on serving her time while she appeals her conviction. **stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***


Frizzy Lizzy is currently scheduled for a free haircut, courtesy of The State of California, on April 27. Which seems like a pretty good deal to me, but apparently, she’d rather keep her current stylist. Although, I do hear that baby vomit does wonders for split ends. So maybe she’s on(to) something. According to People:

The birth of Holmes’ second child was revealed in a motion by her defense team filed last week in federal court stating that because Holmes was not a flight risk, she should not be imprisoned while she appeals her conviction.

“Ms. Holmes has deep ties to the community: She is the mother of two very young children; she has close relationships with family and friends, many of who submitted letters at sentencing vouching for her good character; and she volunteers with a rape crisis and counseling organization,” according to a motion filed by Holmes’ defense team, CBS News reports.

Frizzy Lizzy already made sure she was HEAVILY PREGNANT with her first child, a boy named William Holmes Evans, ahead of her fraud trial in July 2021. Then, a couple of weeks before her sentencing hearing last November, she announced she was, once again, HEAVILY PREGNANT with her second.

Hard to believe this lady was out here convincing people she understood the science behind the bullshit machine she was demonstrating when she can’t even demonstrate she knows how to use a condom correctly. So please, a moment of silence for all the mangled bananas and cucumbers she’s left in her wake.

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