If you’ve seen the video for WAP, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion‘s ode to gynecologists everywhere, hen you know that they’ve successfully thrown together the Quarantine’s first (and so far only) chicken choking contribution for the culture. Perhaps they should rename it FAP because I’m sure more than just a video was released on the day it premiered, if you know what I mean. Well, Cardi doesn’t just want to stop there. She is now twerking her way on over to OnlyFans, AKA the Masterpiece Theater of Masturbation, to create her own page. But she wants everyone to know that it’s NOT because she’s ready to replace her microphone for a vibrator in the next step toward becoming 2020’s Vanessa del Rio.

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Jay Manuel was the creative director on America’s Next Top Model for 18 seasons and so he knows shit. Which is why he’s milking his time on ANTM for all its worth by releasing a fictional book about a modeling show hosted by a crazy mess. So yeah, he spoofed Tyra Banks for his novel, The Wig, The Bitch & The Meltdown, and Tyra is reportedly not happy. Sources tell Page Six that Tyra is telling ANTM alums to stay away from Jay and to not publicly support his book. Jay Manuel is not welcome in Modelland!

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It feels like we’ve been watching the longest, most-dramatic Hollywood divorce miniseries play out in real-time for nearly four years now, and just when you think we’re zeroing in on the final episode, a plot twist is revealed, and it’s clear that we’re in for at least another six months of drama. Earlier this week we learned that Angelina Jolie wanted to remove the private judge who was assigned to oversee her divorce proceedings with Brad Pitt. Now Page Six is reporting that Angelina has a problem with their judge because she thinks Brad Pitt might be using said judge to his advantage.

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The empty chair in a Tennessee woman’s drivers license!

No matter what I do, my driver’s license picture ends up looking like a picture of a hitchhiking zombie who got fucked up in a windstorm (“Maybe that’s because you naturally look like a hitchhiking zombie who got fucked up in a windstorm.” – you). So I would love it if my driver’s license picture was a picture of a chair, because then for once, people checking my ID wouldn’t laugh under their breath and would instead say, “You look so much better in this picture!” But that’s what happened to Jade Dodd of Tennessee and she actually called the DMV to get that shit changed!

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Judging by the picture that Katie Holmes chose to post on Instagram to show how she’s excited for Biden/Harris, she probably thinks that their campaign song should WAP since that’s what the Biden/Harris ticket does to her. And I bet that orgasm picture she posted was taken seconds after she found out that her divorce from Tom Cruise was finalized – Pajiba

Blackpink and Selena Gomez have joined forces on a new song, and I’m guessing that Blackpink shrugged and settled for Selena after true pop legends like Stacey Q and Martika turned them down! – Lainey Gossip 

Here’s some gossip that may make you prolapse out of shock since Jennifer Lopez and Katherine Heigl have always been known as easygoing rays of sweet sunshine – Celebitchy

Why do I have a feeling that trucks full of Dr. Pepper were mysteriously stolen and the criminal leader behind it all was that shady trick Dr. Thunder!? – SOW

Trying it: convicted rapist Bill Cosby still is – Jezebel

Kanye West went to Jared…. to continue to talk about the takedown of Joe Biden (probably) – Just Jared

Take a fashion tip from Joey King and turn an old bouquet of wildflowers into a top! – Popoholic

Pic: Wenn.com