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August 13, 2020 / Posted by:

The empty chair in a Tennessee woman’s drivers license!

No matter what I do, my driver’s license picture ends up looking like a picture of a hitchhiking zombie who got fucked up in a windstorm (“Maybe that’s because you naturally look like a hitchhiking zombie who got fucked up in a windstorm.” – you). So I would love it if my driver’s license picture was a picture of a chair, because then for once, people checking my ID wouldn’t laugh under their breath and would instead say, “You look so much better in this picture!” But that’s what happened to Jade Dodd of Tennessee and she actually called the DMV to get that shit changed!

Jade posted the pic of her driver’s license on Facebook, where it went viral, so she told the tale of it to WKRN. Jade recently renewed her driver’s license and when she got it in the mail, the picture on it looked like one of my father (invisible!) When she called up the DMV, they didn’t believe her at first but called for a manager when they confirmed that Jade Dodd’s sex did not say: CHAIR.

“The lady at the DMV did not really believe me when I was like hey, I need my license fixed,” Dodd said. “Then, she looked it up in the system and goes, ‘oh, I need my manager for this.’”

Dodd said her coworkers are getting a kick out of it.

“My boss thinks it’s funnier than anyone. I was at work Friday and he pointed to a chair outside of his office door and was like, ‘I thought this was you, I waved at it this morning’ and I was like thanks,” said Dodd.

The Tennessee Department of Safety and Homeland Security explained the fuck up in this statement:

“When the customer visited the Driver Services Center a few years ago, during the transaction, an examiner made an error by capturing and saving the wrong photo (of an empty chair) to the customer’s profile. When the customer recently renewed her driver license online, she received an image of a chair because that was the last picture taken on file. When the Department was made aware of her situation, we immediately made things right with the customer and provided her with a license with her actual photo and have addressed this situation internally.”

And when Jade Dodd’s replacement replacement driver’s license shows up in the mail and it’s the same picture of an empty chair, that means she’s a vampire, which means I’m going to travel to Tennessee to beg her to use her vampire skills to glamour the memory of 2020 out of me!

Pic: Facebook

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