Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Have Finally Stopped Fighting Thanks To “A Lot Of Family Therapy”

July 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt spent seemingly all of their time post-breakup trashing the other. The tabloid headlines and rumors about which one was the greater demonic entity were endless. Was it Angelina, the manipulative she-devil from Hell staging photoshoots with her children for sympathy? Or was it Brad, the dead-beat alcoholic whose houses maybe killed people in New Orleans? It was a mess. But that’s over now! And this time they mean it! After “a lot of family therapy,” the two have become cordial co-parents.

People says that 45-year-old Angelina and 56-year-old Brad have been doing much better these days, and it’s thanks to family therapy. When they broke up in 2016, they began a wild custody battle over their six children, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne. But recently they’ve been trying to get along, and just last month Brad was seen leaving Angelina’s house on his motorcycle. That’s funny, because just last month, Angie said in an issue of British Vogue that she left Brad for the sake of her kids. These two love a mixed message! But a source tells People their truce is for real this time.

“They definitely needed help figuring out all the child-custody issues and how Brad could be a dad again. Since the kids are older now, they are no longer dealing with separation issues from Angie… It’s taken them a long time, with a lot of family therapy, to get to this point. The younger kids go back and forth between their houses, and Brad loves spending as much time with them as possible. He seems much happier.”

Aww, how sweet! Sometimes all it takes to mend some hard feelings is years of therapy and a global pandemic permanently scarring the world and putting things into perspective. But seriously, can everyone get therapy? After 2020 we’re gonna need it. And if the gentle song of a mental health professional can quell these two raging dragons, that mental health professional can do anything! I mean, at the very least replace Dr. Phil with whoever the fuck Brad and Angie used–please!


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