Ever since that Netflix documentary, “Miss Americana”, where Taylor Swift finally decided to join the rest of the pop music world and voice an opinion about the horrible state of the country ever since Donald Trump took over, she has been dragging his expired foundation-covered ass (which probably isn’t easy when your dad is ~allegedly~ a Trump-supporting Republican). Yesterday, Taylor took another swipe at Trump in a series of tweets calling him out for trying to steal the election and his continued attack on the US Postal Service. Expect Trump to call her a “Tayloser” who is not that hot and a has-been in 3..2…

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Tucson, my new favorite car salesman!

Buying a car can sometimes be as pleasant as fluorescent lighting. The whole process takes at least 2,938 hours and is sometimes filled with many “Wait, am I getting screwed, and not in a sexy way?” moments. But one car dealership in Brazil found a way to make car-buying a lot better and that’s by hiring a dog, who is seen above showing that he’s the best-dressed car salesman in the game and is also saying with his face, “Yes, I’m screwing you, but you don’t care because of how adorable I am.”

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As if 2020 needed an excuse to be any fuckier. Despite earlier reports that the dead-eyed doll Annabelle, who was the inspiration for those “The Conjuring” horror movies about a possessed doll that terrorizes its owners, had sat the fuck up and walked out of the museum where she’s been chilling for years, I’m happy to report that the story turned out to be a big, fat lie. We can now thank our lucky stars that, in addition to COVID and the war on mailboxes, we don’t have to spend the rest of the year worrying about a creepy doll roaming the streets.

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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello first became a thing last July and while many thought it was just a stunt that bloomed in a PR office to promote their song together, but they proved everyone wrong (or they had one of those long-term contracts). But well, unfortunately, the two famed for their beautiful love, quarantined zombie walks, and their affinity for PDA are Gen Z’s answer to Ross and Rachel because they’re on a break!

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Ellen DeGeneres’ terrible, horrible, no good, very bad year got worse last month when her and Portia de Rossi’s $27 million Montecito mansion got robbed. Investigators are now saying that they believe the theft (which included expensive jewelry and watches) was an inside job. That makes it seem like Ellen dramatically staged it all for sympathy, or Portia is making her move to exit, but cops don’t believe that either of them had anything to do with it.

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