Don’t kry for me, Kalabasasss! Despite being on camera pretty much 24/7 since she was 11 years old, 27-year-old Kendall Jenner recently said in an interview with WSJ.com (via People) that she’s never felt like she belonged in her attention-succubusing family and isn’t built for “this life,” which I’d assume konsists of Kris Jenner pitching new NBA (or Bad Bunny) “relationships” to Kendall pressuring her to pop out more money makers, and collecting her weekly paparazzi stroll report.

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Great news for everyone who subscribed to the OnlyFans of Real Housewives Of Miami’s Larsa Pippen to buy her feet pics. You might be getting some specialized content coming your way in the shape of wide, swole pregnancy trotters cause Larsa and her 32-year-old boyfriend, Marcus Jordan, are considering the possibility of having a baby together! Things seem to be getting serious for the couple, who finally admitted their relationship is more than just a catch-and-release back in January after months of convincing no one that they’re “just good friends.”

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As Kevin Costner still tries to get his wife of 19 years, Christine Baumgartner, to leave the $145 million house they used to share, their divorce fight has gotten messier. Christine filed papers demanding $248,000 A MONTH in child support for their three kids (ages 13, 14, and 16) and says that’s “less than the amount needed to maintain the children in their accustomed lifestyle.” Christine claims that Kevin brought in $19 million before taxes last year, and their family spent $6.6 million on expenses. On top of the nearly $250,000 a month, Christine also wants Kevin to cover the kids’ tuition, health insurance, and extracurricular activities. Now, Kevin has already given Christine $1 million as part of their prenup agreement. Kevin has also agreed to give her $38,000 a month in child support (plus he’s agreed to cover their kids’ tuition and other expenses), $30,000 a month toward a new home, and $10,000 for moving costs. But Christine wants more! And I don’t know if she’ll get it, but one way she can try is by telling the court, “He made me watch The Postman.” I mean, everyone who watched The Postman deserves millions for their pain and suffering! – People

Beyoncé, Rihanna, Zendaya, and more came out for Pharrell Williams’ fashion show debut as the new creative director for Louis Vuitton Menswear. Okay, but the only STAH I was looking to see in the front row at Pharrell’s show was his legendary crumpled dickhead hat, which was nowhere to be found. Oh, Pharrell, how could you forget your FASHUN beginnings? For shame! – Lainey Gossip

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Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.

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While it may be looong time before any of us get to see Britney Spears on tour again, it looks like Brit’s been going on an apology tour reconciling with her estranged family members she feuded publicly with when her conservatorship ended in 2021. Back in May, word broke out that Britney reunited with her mom Lynne Spears, for the first time in years after Lynne flew to LA, white flag raised, to visit Britney at her home. Now, Brit Brit is in the process of reconciling with little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, cause like anything on Brit’s mind, the matter was slapped onto social media adorned with emojis.

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