Night Crumbs

Taylor Swift’s The Eras tour is currently in Tampa, FL, and last night, its name was temporarily changed to The Errors tour. Because there were glitches like TayTay’s garter belt trying to quit her leg mid-performance, her shouting out the wrong supporting act, and the stage not opening up in time for her “water” diving stunt (see: above). Hmmm, maybe PR genius TayTay orchestrated and rehearsed those fuck-ups so that people would focus on that instead of her break-up with Joe Alwyn. But the joke’s on TayTay because I’m not really focusing on the mess-ups or her split today. I’m more focused on why she was done up like she had a “dress as your favorite Lemonade era Beyonce” party to go to at 8:00 and a Dorothy Gale-themed hoedown to go to at 9:30 – Lainey Gossip
“Show me the SCIENTIFIC receipts!” is pretty much what Jennifer Garner says to her kids whenever they ask her if they can get a TikTok or Snapchat – Celebitchy
I hate to argue with Nicolas Cage about what he thinks are his top 5 movies, but he lost me when he didn’t immediately say VALLEY GIRL! – Pajiba
Right now, Amazon is sharpening its butcher tools because Amazon is thinking of remaking (aka destroying) movies like RoboCop, The Pink Panther, and Legally Blonde – The A.V. Club
Samantha Markle is trying the whole “sue my half-sister for defamation” thing again and has thrown her amended lawsuit against Meghan Markle at the wall, hoping it sticks this time – The Daily Beast
Raquel Leviss of Vanderpump Rules has checked into a mental health facility for treatment, and according to her rep, this isn’t an “undergo a wellness program to save face after a cheating scandal” situation à la Becky G’s fiance. Because her rep says she made the decision to get help before all the “Scandoval” fuckery – Jezebel
Drake Bell laughed off the police declaring him “missing and endangered” by claiming he just left his phone in his car. But according to a police call, Drake wasn’t declared “missing and endangered” over a little oopsie. Cops say he threatened suicide after a fight with his wife – Just Jared
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