Open Post: Hosted By The Farmer’s Tan On Chris Pratt’s Ass

Chris Pratt recently married Katherine Schwarzenegger after one year together and they honeymooned in Hawaii. They’re obviously so in love that Chris was too busy staring into her eyes to remember to have his bride slap some SPF on his back so he got burnt. The big oaf decided to show off his sunburn with a little touch of ass on Instagram. Follow the jump for those milky cheeks.

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Dave Bautista Thinks The “Fast And Furious” Franchise Sucks

Dave Bautista managed to make it from pro wrestler to successful actor appearing in flicks like the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise and Blade Runner 2049. Hence, he’s become accustomed to appearing in quality cinema without having to resort to becoming Dwayne Johnson Lite and popping up in every bad action movie going. Speaking of quality cinema, Dave let one of his Twitter followers know that he doesn’t think the Fast and Furious franchise is worthy of his talents. Dave isn’t a fan of those movies. He even used the “about to puke” and “puking” emojis to illustrate his opinion.

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Zoe Kravitz Got Married And Her “Big Little Lies” Castmates Attended

Marrying the same person twice in the span of two months in France is the hot new celebrity trend. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner did it yesterday and so did boho Lily Allen anti-fan Zoe Kravitz and her actor husband Karl Glusman. Their wedding was infinitely cooler because they got married at her dad Lenny Kravitz’s place in Paris and Zoe’s mom Lisa Bonet attended. And, as we all know, Lisa Bonet is the ultimate cool mom and probably had Zoe’s first bong bronzed so that wedding was probably lit.

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Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner Got Married Again

It’s insane to think you can top a quickie Vegas wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator for class and glamour but Joe Jonas and bride Sophie Turner, went for it anyway. The already marrieds were married-married in Provence, France yesterday.

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Possibly The World’s Largest Hot Dog In The World!

Surprisingly, this isn’t vegan nightmare of a moved wasn’t pulled by Arby’s in its continuous trolling of non-meat eaters. This was pulled by Feltman’s of Coney Island, who birthed out this meat monster of grossness that might make even the most pickiest of size queens clench their fuck parts shut.

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