Archives: June 2019
Open Post: Hosted By This Bizarre Commercial For Subway
Honestly, if it wasn’t in the post title, would you have known that this was an ad for Subway until the end? Nope! Business Insider reported on this three-year-old commercial for Subway that recently went viral due to its weirdness. It looks like a damn Terrence Malick film until the girl with the Subway hat comes into focus in the end. You mean, all of our lives are leading up to the moment when we buy a 5 dollar foot long?
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Have Hired Their Third Nanny In Six Weeks
It looks like Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have a nanny problem. They can’t keep them! Or they don’t wipe the drool off lil’ Archie correctly and they get fired. Something is up. It probably isn’t because the nannies’ cleavage starts getting more visible whenever Harry walks around in his polo pants and Meghan clocks it. It’s probably the drool thing. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have hired their third nanny in six weeks, according to Page Six.
Shay Mitchell Is Pregnant And Doing A YouTube Show About It
Makeup cleanser pad charlatan Shay Mitchell is with human, and announced it on Instagram. She’s also doing a YouTube show about it. So, if you want to watch a woman fake give birth and present someone else’s baby as hers as proof, this the web series for you.
Melissa McCarthy Might Play Ursula In The Live-Action “Little Mermaid”
Lizzo was robbed and so was my senior year of high school Semantics teacher Mrs. Dougherty cuz’ all that lady needed was the vehicular tentacles. Melissa McCarthy is reportedly in early talks to play sea witch baddie Ursula in the upcoming live-action version of The Little Mermaid. But does the undoubtedly-soon-to-be-cast-as Ariel Lindsay Lohan sign off on this? Lindsay – thoughts?
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Zack MacLeod Pinsent, the 25-year-old British gentleman who dandies it up every single day of the year!
When I put on a mostly clean pair of pants (and yes, sweatpants count as pants), and put on a shirt that requires actual buttons to fasten up, I expect people I come across to curtsy in front of me while saying, “Good day, me lord.” Like, I’m that fucking fancy. But my kind fancy is absolutely homely raggedy trash (“You think?” – anyone with eyes) compared to the Jane Austen-ness that Zack MacLeod Pinsent decorates the streets with all day, every day.
Birthday Sluts
Gary Busey (75)
Colin Jost (37)
Lily Rabe (37)
Charlamagne Tha God (39)
Katherine Jenkins (39)
Nicole Scherzinger (42)
Zuleikha Robinson (42)
Bret McKenzie (43)
Emily Skinner (49)
Judith Hoag (51)
Pic: Instagram
John Feldmann (52)
Melora Hardin (52)
Matthew Weiner (54)
Amanda Donohoe (57)
Sharon Lawrence (58)
Maria Conchita Alonso (62)
Fred Grandy (71)
Richard Lewis (72)
Robert Evans (89)