Hot Slut Of The Day!

Possibly The World’s Largest Hot Dog In The World!

Surprisingly, this isn’t vegan nightmare of a moved wasn’t pulled by Arby’s in its continuous trolling of non-meat eaters. This was pulled by Feltman’s of Coney Island, who birthed out this meat monster of grossness that might make even the most pickiest of size queens clench their fuck parts shut.

There is a Guinness World Record for The World’s Longest Meat Weiner, and that is unofficially held by Jon Hamm, and is officially held by a hot dog from Paraguay that measured in at 669 feet (it just HAD to be 69). But Feltman’s, who say they brought the hot dog to Coney Island first (so Nathan’s can choke on that), is going for the record for The World’s Largest Hot Dog. They say their replica of the Hammaconda is 5 foot, 1 inch long and weighs 66 pounds. They’ve sent the measurements off to Guinness and are expecting an official ruling in a few weeks.

Surprisingly, Feltman’s didn’t whistle for hot dog swallower champion Joey Chestnut to easily deep throat that big bitch and make it disappear in three seconds. Instead, they cut up the meatiness for charity. via Delish

After the dog had been officially measured and weighed for the record books on Wednesday, June 26, the hot dogs were cut into smaller portions that were sold for $10. The money raised went to the Headstrong Project, a non-profit providing mental health care to combat veterans.

Well, and if they don’t get the record from Guinness, they can say that at least they provided every shameless big dick faker on Grindr and Tinder with another “comparison photo” for them to Photoshop their big fake dick next to “prove” they’ve got a real gut destroyer. And yes, I’ll still fall for it.

Pic: Feltman’s