Zoe Kravitz Got Secret Married To Karl Glusman

May 22, 2019 / Posted by:

We’re but one month away from the kickoff of every Pinterest-loving, The Bachelor-binging sorority girl’s favorite season, wedding season. But one person who won’t be nervously sweating Lady Speed Stick through her gown during wedding season is Zoe Kravitz, because she went ahead and took all the pressure off by secretly getting married to her fianc√© Karl Glusman.

Last October, during a Rolling Stone interview, 30-year-old Zoe admitted she was engaged to her 31-year-old boyfriend of about three years, Karl. Zoe looks just like her mom¬†Lisa Bonet, and she’s apparently got the same attitude about marriage too. When Lisa Bonet was 20, she ran off to Las Vegas and eloped with Lenny Kravitz. It’s not known if Zoe and Karl went the same route and got secret married by a dude dressed as Elvis. Us Weekly’s source would only say that Zoe and Karl are “legally married.”

That’s not to say Zoe and Karl are too cool for a wedding though. You might think that, based on the fact that Karl proposed to Zoe at home in their sweatpants, paired with the fact that they literally look too cool for a wedding. UsWeekly’s source says that they plan on having a traditional ceremony in France sometime in June. Traditional tells me they will probably have a cake and a dance floor and all that jazz. Which also means, they’ve got about a month to make it all happen. I certainly hope Lenny has enough time to hire a tailor to reinforce the crotch of his tuxedo pants. Otherwise, that traditional father-daughter dance could get weird.

Pic: Wenn.com

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