Category: Prince Harry

Duchess Kate Crying Before Duchess Meghan’s Wedding Had To Do With Princess Charlotte’s Dress

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Last month we heard that 37-year-old Duchess Meghan used her wedding as an excuse to bully 36-year-old Duchess Kate to the point that she cried. People is reporting that they now have a source who is confirming that rich woman royals tears were shed during the nuptials, and not because it was such a beautiful ceremony. A family friend of the royals has confirmed to People that the Duchesses did indeed get into several elegant kerfuffles during the wedding process, saying they “clashed” leading up to the royal wedding in May.

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Kensington Palace Has Shared The Royal Christmas Card Portraits

December 14, 2018 / Posted by:

‘Tis the season for me to start getting IM’s messages from friends of yore asking me for my address so I can act surprised when I get a Christmas card in the mail with a picture of them, their spouse I’ve never met, and their “adorable” kids. It’s all so wholesome and earnest, and goes against my core beliefs. Still, I always hold on to them for a couple of weeks because I feel guilty about recycling them immediately. Sadly I didn’t get a text message from Kensington Palace this year, and I really wish I had because there’s nothing wholesome about the tingling sensation Prince William is giving me in his family portrait. If I was on the list, that card would be skipping the mantle and going straight to my bedside table.

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The Sun Says That Prince Harry Once Accused His Brother Of Trying To Ruin His Relationship With Duchess Meghan 

December 10, 2018 / Posted by:

As you know Duchess Meghan has been terrorizing the poor innocent civilians working at the palace for some time now, and has even been making the Royal Family look at each other from the corner of their eyes while saying nothing because it’s impolite for royalty to bring up rudeness. Well that proper British passive-aggression may be wearing thin, honey.

The Sun is now saying that the royal drama started two years ago when  Prince Harry and Prince William fought about Meghan. I guess since E! canceled The Royals the actual Royal Family are hoping to fill the vacuum.

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Thomas Markle Asked His Ex-Wife Why Duchess Meghan Won’t Speak To Him

December 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan is going through it lately (but luckily she has two things called Prince Harry and “not having to worry about money” to get her through it). Between feeling her ankles starting to swell with pregnancy from having to cope with the supposed feud she’s having with her sister-in-law Duchess Kate over dresses, life isn’t easy for a gal new to the British royal family. And then you’ve got her Pops. Thomas Markle is still turning to the press to report everything he’s feeling about his estranged daughter. This time he brought photos, letters, and a revelation that he felt it necessary to ask his ex-wife and Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland, why Meghan isn’t speaking to him. This is sort of meta or Russian nesting doll or something because the answer is this interview you’re currently giving to the Daily Mail, fool.

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The Future Baby Of Sussex’s Godparents Might Possibly Be The Clooneys

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry are expected a baby in the new year, a ROYAL baby with a fancy Royal title if it’s a boy (if it’s a girl, well…tough scones, kid). The new royal baby gets their own fancy backyard, one they won’t have to share with their cousins. According to The Daily Mail, the baby might also have a very fancy set of famous godparents.

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