Category: Madonna
Madonna And Her Boy Toy Andrew Darnell Are Done, And She’s In The Midst Of A “Crisis Of Confidence”
No, that isn’t Madonna pictured next to a child she adopted under the guise of humanitarianism only to then attempt to suck the youthfulness from his soul; that’s Madonna pictured next to model Andrew Darnell, her most recent boy toy she lured in to attempt to suck the youthfulness from his dick! But nothing gold can stay, and Madonna and Andrew–whose relationship we just learned about back in September–are no longer. And sources close to Madonna say that the breaking of their union came at a bad time, because she’s also having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment.
Pink Says That Madonna Doesn’t Like Her
You would think two artists like Pink and Madonna would be the kind of friends who sit next to each other at awards shows, texting back and forth with comments like “You see what this bitch is wearing?”. But alas, that can only be a fantasy because of an incident that occurred many years ago at daytime talk’s equivalent of Hell Live! With Regis and Kelly. And during a recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show, Pink gave a breakdown, and it becomes clear exactly why she and Madge will never be friends.
Madonna Shows Off Her “Cute” Look After The “Swelling From Surgery” Went Down
After the backlash that Madonna’s newest face received during her appearance at the Grammys earlier this month, Madge is ready to show us the real version of what she was trying to do two weeks ago. Apparently, Madge desperately needed to be the one who introduced Kim Petras and Sam Smith at the Grammys, so the face we saw was not the one she had settled on as her final form. In fact, she’s ready to show the finished product now, and the results are…..eh.
Madonna Responded To All The Comments About Her Looks At The Grammys, And Blames Ageism And Long Lens Cameras
On Sunday, Madonna attended the Grammys to introduce Kim Petras and Sam Smith’s satanic performance of “Unholy.”. Now, because it’s 2023 and Madonna’s visage has undergone some, err, changes, she’s since faced a lot of negative attention about her appearance that night. The general question seems to be, “what the fuck did Madge do to her face?” Two days later, Madonna is clapping back, and blaming the criticism on ageism, misogyny, and those dastardly long-lens cameras. Somewhere, Madonna’s plastic surgeon just breathed a giant sigh of relief. Once again, he’s managed to slither away scot-free. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Doing The “Wednesday Dance” To Lady Gaga’s Song
Madonna took a beat from wasting Julia Garner’s time and Universal Pictures’ money and preparing for an upcoming world tour to finally partake in the “Bloody Wednesday” TikTok dance craze! And usually, “boomer sinks her claws into a trend that’s already over” isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but this is a special case since people have been doing Wednesday Addams’ choreo from a scene in Netflix’s Wednesday to a sped-up version of Lady Gaga’s song, Bloody Mary. As we know, Madonna and Gaga have a long, rocky history. Basically, Madonna thinks Gaga stole her schtick and Gaga is tired of Madonna and others saying she stole her schtick. The two played nice by rubbing faces at a Madonna Oscar party a few years ago, but it’s hard to tell if that meant the beef was genuinely squashed or Madonna was just trying to siphon Gaga’s youth while Gaga tried to siphon Madonna’s unused provocative ideas.
Madonna’s Biopic Reportedly Cost Universal Pictures More Than $10 Million Before They Shelved It
As we know, 64-year-old pop Queen Madonna is going to embark on a tour to celebrate her 40-year music career. Since her Celebration tour begins this July and goes through to December, I’m just hoping that her knee can make it to even September, as her Madame X tour in 2020 had her canceling shows due to “overwhelming pain.” Do you know who else feels that overwhelming pain Madonna went through? Universal Pictures, the studio behind the Madonna-directed Madonna biopic that was shit-canned after her tour was announced. Sources say that Universal knew they were gonna shelf the movie before the tour because it’s been costing them millions and nothing has even happened yet. It looks like the Madonna biopic is already a money-hole, and it didn’t even come out. At least Amsterdam tanked after it got released.