Category: Boy Toy
Right After Dropping Her Latest Boy Toy, Madonna Has Moved On To A 29-Year-Old Boxer Named Josh Popper
Josh Popper is a 29-year-old boxing coach at Bredwinners, a gym in New York City’s Flatiron District. He also makes an appearance on this season of Bravo’s Hamptons reality show, Summer House. As you can see from the header photo, Josh Popper is totally ripped, and Madonna has him in her clutches now. According to the Daily Mail, 64-year-old Madge and the boxer are dating. Continue reading
Madonna And Her Boy Toy Andrew Darnell Are Done, And She’s In The Midst Of A “Crisis Of Confidence”
No, that isn’t Madonna pictured next to a child she adopted under the guise of humanitarianism only to then attempt to suck the youthfulness from his soul; that’s Madonna pictured next to model Andrew Darnell, her most recent boy toy she lured in to attempt to suck the youthfulness from his dick! But nothing gold can stay, and Madonna and Andrew–whose relationship we just learned about back in September–are no longer. And sources close to Madonna say that the breaking of their union came at a bad time, because she’s also having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment.
Madonna And Her Boy Toy Have Reportedly Broken Up After Three Years Together
That dissonant trap beat you hear is the End of Watch call coming from all of Madonna‘s backup dancers, current and of yore, signaling to the universe that Ahlamalik Williams’ time as Madonna’s primary boy toy, has allegedly come to an end. According to The Sun, Madonna and her former backup dancer, Ahlamalik, have broken up, citing her “busy social life” as a primary cause. So a moment of silence, please. Ahlamalik served his duties with dignity and aplomb and will be rewarded in the afterlife with “a lucrative deal with fashion designer Stella McCartney.” Shhh! I said SILENCE!
Thandiwe Netwon Was Spotted Kissing A New Man In LA After Leaving Production On “Magic Mike 3” In London
It would appear that Thandiwe Newton did not end up going to traditional rehab after her abrupt departure from filming Magic Mike’s Last Dance in London last week. Instead, she seems to have opted for some slightly more hole-istic treatment in the arms of a younger man. People reports that days after her husband of 24 years, director Ol Parker, was spotted out and about in London with a helluva a tan line on that finger, Thandiwe was spotted kissing 25-year-old musician Lonr in Malibu. And spare me the “Lonr, I hardly know her jokes!” Lonr, whose real name is Elijah Dias, told Page Six “from the relatively short time I’ve been fortunate to spend with her, I know Thandiwe and Oliver care deeply about the welfare of their children.” And he didn’t even plug an album! So yes, he hardly knows her, but he’s more than willing to Lonr his lips while she deals with this difficult situation.
Madonna Has A New Boy Toy
Madame X has taken a lover. As is her wont, Madonna has plucked her latest paramour from the chorus line of her Madame X tour, and put him to work in her boudoir. According to Page Six, Madge, 61, and 25-year-old dancer Ahlamalik Williams have been holding *private rehearsals* for a few months now. The pair were spotted in Miami on Madge’s hotel balcony where Ahlamalik was photographed giving Madonna a back rub and an abdominal reach around. Then, “a shirtless Williams later appeared on the same balcony, smoking a cigarette.” Pity, Page Six doesn’t know the difference between a cigarette and a blunt. Continue reading