Category: Madonna

Madonna Kept Her Instagram Mess Train Rolling By First Going Topless And Then Posing As A Sexy Zombie

October 31, 2022 / Posted by:

As we all know, Madonna is still horny as hell and recently asserted that over the past 30+ years, she’s paved the way for artists like Cardi B and others to be inspired by their own dewy nethers. Her preferred medium for expressing her insistence that she’s still got it is Instagram, and she made sure to keep her recent posts seasonally appropriate by giving us “boo!” spooks when she displayed her Madgebags with precariously placed emojis over her nips and then followed that up by posting an unsettling clip of her as a thirsty zombie.

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Madonna And Cardi B Are Friends Again After Some Brief Online Beef

October 24, 2022 / Posted by:

You may not know this, but Madonna has a huge obsession with sex. And if you will recall, thirty years ago, she became a pioneer of softcore story time when she released a picture book titled, you guessed it, S.E.X. Over the weekend, Madge took to Instagram to let everyone know she should be praised for being the originator of orgasms during a time when sex was kind of a taboo subject. And during her gentle reminder, she named Kim Kardashian and Cardi B as folks who are doing what she did back when cordless phones were the new technology (God, we’re old). Well, Cardi didn’t take too kindly to Madge’s words and immediately said something. But now, their war is over before it could even really begin.

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Open Post: Hosted By Elvira Revealing That Madonna Hit On Her Girlfriend Back In The Day

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

In case anyone mistakenly thought that Madonna kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera back at the 2003 VMA’s and her recent Instagram posts full of tonguing women and pantomiming cunnilingus was just an attention grab and that she doesn’t actually wade in the lady-pond, she might have come out as gay in her panty-tossing TikTok the other day. But if there was still any doubt, “Mistress of the Dark,Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson confirmed that Madonna’s been into women for a long time, sharing that years ago, Madonna hit on her current girlfriend.

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Madonna Seemingly Came Out As “Gay” On TikTok

October 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Instagram filters and the surgeon’s knife/a couple of lumpy Motel 6 pillows shoved down the back of your tights will only take you so far when trying to express how you truly feel inside. Over the past couple of years, Madonna‘s gradually let us know that she self-identifies as a 26-year-old, sex obsessed Black woman who may or may not dabble in the sapphic arts. But Madonna’s physical and aesthetic transformations over the years have done little to announce the more substantive identity that has apparently been emanating from her pussy. Though she’s never been one to shy away from letting it all hang out, Madge became uncharacteristically coy about her sexuality on TikTok over the weekend, enticing her viewers to interpret the results of a complex (by Madonna’s standards) Rube Goldberg-esque series of events to determine if the woman who we previously assumed was primarily interested in dick, is in fact, gay. Like “gay” gay, not just “pop star ramming her tongue down the throat of every man, woman, recent child and goat for attention” gay as perpetually demonstrated.

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Madonna Might Have A Brand New Boy Toy In Her Life

September 9, 2022 / Posted by:

64-year-old Madonna stays active and ready at all times. And by that, I do mean sex, because if you were unaware, Madge is having a lovely time pleasing her lady bits these days. But now it has come to attention that although she recently snatched away her lollipop lovin’ from her last Gen Z hot piece, 28-year-old Ahlamalik Williams, he may have already been replaced with 23-year-old actor/model/skateboarder Andrew Darnell. And if that’s the case then we better all be prepared to see more of him, but hopefully not in the ways that Madge has seen more of him.

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