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Madonna And Her Boy Toy Andrew Darnell Are Done, And She’s In The Midst Of A “Crisis Of Confidence”
No, that isn’t Madonna pictured next to a child she adopted under the guise of humanitarianism only to then attempt to suck the youthfulness from his soul; that’s Madonna pictured next to model Andrew Darnell, her most recent boy toy she lured in to attempt to suck the youthfulness from his dick! But nothing gold can stay, and Madonna and Andrew–whose relationship we just learned about back in September–are no longer. And sources close to Madonna say that the breaking of their union came at a bad time, because she’s also having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment.
Madonna And Her Boy Toy Have Reportedly Broken Up After Three Years Together
That dissonant trap beat you hear is the End of Watch call coming from all of Madonna‘s backup dancers, current and of yore, signaling to the universe that Ahlamalik Williams’ time as Madonna’s primary boy toy, has allegedly come to an end. According to The Sun, Madonna and her former backup dancer, Ahlamalik, have broken up, citing her “busy social life” as a primary cause. So a moment of silence, please. Ahlamalik served his duties with dignity and aplomb and will be rewarded in the afterlife with “a lucrative deal with fashion designer Stella McCartney.” Shhh! I said SILENCE!