Category: Ageist!

Madonna Responded To All The Comments About Her Looks At The Grammys, And Blames Ageism And Long Lens Cameras

February 8, 2023 / Posted by:

On Sunday, Madonna attended the Grammys to introduce Kim Petras and Sam Smith’s satanic performance of “Unholy.”. Now, because it’s 2023 and Madonna’s visage has undergone some, err, changes, she’s since faced a lot of negative attention about her appearance that night. The general question seems to be, “what the fuck did Madge do to her face?” Two days later, Madonna is clapping back, and blaming the criticism on ageism, misogyny, and those dastardly long-lens cameras. Somewhere, Madonna’s plastic surgeon just breathed a giant sigh of relief. Once again, he’s managed to slither away scot-free. Continue reading

Naomi Watts Says She Was Told Her Career Would Be Over When She Turned 40

October 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Naomi Watts did an interview with Entertainment Weekly and talked about menopause, ageism, and showbiz, baby! 54-year-old Naomi says that when she hit it big with 2001’s Mulholland Drive, she was 33 (“on death’s door” in Hollywood years), and she was told to hurry up and do a bunch of movies before turning 40, the age when she’d become officially “unfuckable.” Because, as everyone knows, a woman’s vagina seals shut the moment they enter their fifth decade. Unfuckable!

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Paulina Porizkova Says She’s Invisible To Men Now That She’s 56

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Here’s some bleak news. Supermodel Paulina Porizkova is now completely invisible to men now that she’s in her fifties. In a new interview with The Times, 56-year-old Paulina explains that she’ll gussy herself up and try to flirt with dudes at parties, but they’ll walk away from her “mid-sentence” to hit on ladies 20 years her junior. Ugh! Poor Paulina has now entered a universe many of us have looong been familiar with: the reality in which certain men look through us because they don’t consider us fuckable. As a supermodel, it must be a terrible shock. Quick, somebody get this quinquagenarian a thermal blanket!

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Kristin Davis Says Comments About Her Appearance In “And Just Like That…” Made Her Angry

December 13, 2021 / Posted by:

And Just Like That… premiered last week, and that shit sucked harder than Samantha Jones blowing a delivery boy in her office. Fans criticized how the show handled Kim Cattrall’s absence, Carrie’s lack of response to **SPOILER ALERT** Big’s death by Peloton (CALL 911!!!), those cringe attempts at addressing racism, and Charlotte’s, um, “updated” face. In a new interview with The Sunday Times 56-year-old Kristin Davis says that the intensity of the comments about her onscreen appearance “shocked” and angered her. Continue reading

Paulina Porizkova Gushed About New Boyfriend Aaron Sorkin

April 28, 2021 / Posted by:

I half-watched the Oscars on Sunday night, and the only time I got excited was when I spotted Paulina Porizkova sitting beside her new BF, Aaron Sorkin. I yelled, “Paulina Porizkova!”, to which my boyfriend responded, “Who?” I didn’t bother answering, because we both know he didn’t care. But yeah, this past weekend we learned that Paulina and Aaron have been an item for a few months. Then they made their couple premiere at the Oscars. Then a smitten Paulina posted that the room was very cold that night, but Aaron kept her warm. Then today she posted about how headlines calling the two an “age-appropriate couple” are actually pretty ageist. So please sit your asses down, the media!

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