Patricia Clarkson is out here doing the Lord’s work, honey! And by that I mean she is exposing the peen sizes of Hollywood. Thank you! Thank you, Patricia! AMEN! Do a movie with Henry Cavill next! Please, I’m begging you!
Patricia was Watch What Happens Live! with Elizabeth Perkins last night. While playing a round of a game called: ‘How Big Was It?’ (us gays… always with the innuendo) Andy Cohen asked Patricia: “Who had your biggest chance of being your friend with benefits on the set of Friends with Benefits?” Patricia played Mila Kunis’ mom in the movie. Patricia took the opportunity to reach into her chest of secrets and pull one out tagged: Penis. Continue reading
While it might seem like Andy Cohen is the tip of a hag love triangle that is bottomed (teehee) by Kelly Ripa and Sarah Jessica Parker, he also always seems to have a special spot on his BFF shelf for John Mayer. Those two are so close that they go to gay bars and sometimes confuse people into thinking they are dating. But don’t you come to any conclusions, silly fans! Just because John Mayer sings to Andy for his birthday, and just because John Mayer is his go-to call buddy, and just because John Mayer is a ride-or-die friend, that doesn’t mean Andy would ever date John Mayer. Continue reading
It’s impossible for anyone to go on Andy Cohen’s show and not walk out of the studio either shit-faced, having pissed off a Real Housewife, or done something to send their publicist to the nearest dive bar. Matt Bomer and Andrew Rannells are starring in the revival of The Boys In The Band on Broadway, and since they have seats to fill, they went on Watch What Happens Live to promo it…with a little tonsil hockey. Continue reading
Firstly, allow me to say hello. Hello! My name is Kristian and this is my first day at Dlisted! I am a wannabe writer living in Toronto, who spends my time playing video games, smoking weed and making myself angry by reading the news before smoking even more weed. Now go look up some Jack’s Mannequin on AppleMusic and turn that shit up to eleven: it’s time to get 2006-level moody.
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
Everyone at Bravo cried into the lamé scraps of Mood Fabrics back in 2008 when The Weinstein Company decided to uproot Project Runway and send Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn & Co. to Lifetime. It was definitely a blow to the network built upon a foundation of filming gays making over straights, over-serving middle-aged housewives, and attempts at fashion that would send Michael Kors into fits and shrieks of “It’s too pageant!” Welp, nearly ten years later, TWC is broke after the fall of Harvey Weinstein, and Project Runway is strutting back into the arms of Andy Cohen. Continue reading