The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
Everyone at Bravo cried into the lamé scraps of Mood Fabrics back in 2008 when The Weinstein Company decided to uproot Project Runway and send Heidi Klum, Tim Gunn & Co. to Lifetime. It was definitely a blow to the network built upon a foundation of filming gays making over straights, over-serving middle-aged housewives, and attempts at fashion that would send Michael Kors into fits and shrieks of “It’s too pageant!” Welp, nearly ten years later, TWC is broke after the fall of Harvey Weinstein, and Project Runway is strutting back into the arms of Andy Cohen. Continue reading
The Met Gala isn’t a human and isn’t even alive, and yet, that bitch is still getting more action than me.
The theme for the Met’s costume exhibit is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and Catholic Imagination, but the dress code for the Gala was “Sunday best.” Now, my Sunday best is a faded black Dollywood t-shirt and some Fruit of the Loom sweat shorts covered with chicharron crumbs, wine splatters and lube drops from snacking, boozing and watching porn on my couch. But I guess “Sunday best” to famous rich hos is a crown that weighs more than their head and all of the fabric found in the “Perfect For Granny’s Living Room Curtains” section at Hobby Lobby.
The source of many a nervous twitch in the Trump White House, Kathy Griffin, is – much to the chagrin of the red states – back in the U.S. with a new comedy tour even after she shocked everyone by holding up a decapitated fake Trump head. While she already spooked what members of the Trump administration bothered to show up to this weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, she managed to pop by daytime TV and tell Wendy Williams that she doesn’t think she’ll ever make amends with former BFF Anderson Cooper. Continue reading
When he’s not snatching Kathy Griffin’s friendship contract away from Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen is shit-stirring with middle-aged housewives across the entire U.S. of A. But when he’s not doing that, he’s just looking for love like the rest of us. Andy wants to scroll through dating apps for love or, at the very least, a steady trick (I’m paraphrasing). Alas, he says his fame is cockblocking his online dating chances. Continue reading
It’s been about 10 months since Kathy Griffin posed for that photo of what was supposed to be her holding a Trump head, and she’s slowly rebounded back. Most people thought she would be our answer to Eartha Kitt and never be able to work in the U.S. again, but that was based on people here being able to have a long-term memory. We can barely remember what happened on last season of Scandal, so Kathy is suddenly popping up on U.S. media and is doing a stateside tour. Part of the press tour has naturally been about that snake Andy Cohen taking her perch next to Anderson Cooper on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show. She feels about how you’d expect. Continue reading