Plead The Fifth is a game that Andy Cohen regularly plays with his guests on Watch What Happens Live. I love the game, because it sometimes brings out a juicy nugget (see: Pink talking about the time that Xtina tried to fight her in a club), and other times it causes Andy’s guests to hit him with an icy load of “fuck off with that shit” when he asks them a question they don’t like. Debra fell under the second category last night, and it had me singing (in the tune of the theme from her movie An Officer and a Gentlemen): ♪ hate lift us up ♪ where we beeeeeeelong ♪
Open Post: Hosted By Debra Messing Choosing If She’d Rather Be In An Elevator With Susan Sarandon Or Trump
Andy Cohen had Debra Messing and Molly Shannon on his Watch What Happens Live last night, and as usual he got them to talk a little shit. As everyone with a Team Debra or Team Susan or Team No One shirt knows, Debra and Susan Sarandon got involved in a political tussle during the last election. Debra back Hillary Clinton and Susan backed Bernie Sanders and later Jill Stein. Susan also dribbled out a stream of dumb about how Trump being president isn’t such an awful thing. Last year when Andy had Susan on his show, he decided to help needle the growing tensions along and create an official FEUD. Well, since Debra and Susan had been slapping at each other in the press and online as recent as last month, it’s no wonder Andy decided to stir that shit once more. Continue reading
Andy Cohen is letting his coven of Real Housewives know that he doesn’t play around when it comes to biting the hand that feeds you, and former Housewife Carole Radziwill is bearing the brunt of it.
People is reporting that things are amping up in the drama department after Carole said that Andy was “full of shit” on the reunion episode of Real Housewives Of New York City. No one calls Andy Cohen full of shit. This is as shocking as that time Anderson Cooper called Andy Cohen a Top. Andy didn’t really react on the reunion, and filed the memory away and labeled it: “Bring this up later for maximum attention.” Well, bitch: it’s later.
Patricia Clarkson is out here doing the Lord’s work, honey! And by that I mean she is exposing the peen sizes of Hollywood. Thank you! Thank you, Patricia! AMEN! Do a movie with Henry Cavill next! Please, I’m begging you!
Patricia was Watch What Happens Live! with Elizabeth Perkins last night. While playing a round of a game called: ‘How Big Was It?’ (us gays… always with the innuendo) Andy Cohen asked Patricia: “Who had your biggest chance of being your friend with benefits on the set of Friends with Benefits?” Patricia played Mila Kunis’ mom in the movie. Patricia took the opportunity to reach into her chest of secrets and pull one out tagged: Penis. Continue reading
While it might seem like Andy Cohen is the tip of a hag love triangle that is bottomed (teehee) by Kelly Ripa and Sarah Jessica Parker, he also always seems to have a special spot on his BFF shelf for John Mayer. Those two are so close that they go to gay bars and sometimes confuse people into thinking they are dating. But don’t you come to any conclusions, silly fans! Just because John Mayer sings to Andy for his birthday, and just because John Mayer is his go-to call buddy, and just because John Mayer is a ride-or-die friend, that doesn’t mean Andy would ever date John Mayer. Continue reading
It’s impossible for anyone to go on Andy Cohen’s show and not walk out of the studio either shit-faced, having pissed off a Real Housewife, or done something to send their publicist to the nearest dive bar. Matt Bomer and Andrew Rannells are starring in the revival of The Boys In The Band on Broadway, and since they have seats to fill, they went on Watch What Happens Live to promo it…with a little tonsil hockey. Continue reading