When Kathy Griffin posted a photo of her holding what looked like a severed Donald Trump head, Squatty Potty shit on her contract fast and pulled the plug on their endorsement deal with her. So did other companies including CNN. They dropped her from co-hosting their annual New Year’s Eve show with her former gay BFF Anderson Cooper. Well, CNN has found her replacement in the form of Anderson’s shit-stirring sidekick Andy Cohen. Continue reading
I was watching Anderson Cooper interview Bernie Sanders the other night, and I was all, “Praise the LAWD we can vote that orangutan out of the White House next year.” Unfortunately, I was reminded that it has only been eight months of the Trump presidency, and I immediately tried to see if I could find someone to drive me to Taco Bell and not judge while I stress ate a gordita. UGH. It’s been a total shit storm of an eight months, and one of the casualties in the wake of Prez Cheeto (along with what was left of our national dignity) is Kathy Griffin. As you may recall, she did a photo shoot with a bloody mask that looked like she was holding up his severed head, and, well, that didn’t exactly play well.
If you read that headline and then went, “Err, okay, let me scroll back down and spend more time with the masterpiece musical stylings of Sarah Dunne instead,” that woman on the left in the hot pink boa is doing an amazing impersonation of you.
Since I’m a bit of a Theater Duchess (not yet a Theater Princess or Theater Queen), I’ve known that along with belting out musical notes in ALL-CAPS, giving her unfiltered thoughts on things is something Patti LuPone is not afraid to do. Patti was on Watch What Happens Live last night, and leave it to beef sautéer extraordinaire Andy Cohen to get her to go off on everything from Madonna’s “acting” to live TV musicals to Abby Lee Miller. A couple of the things that Patti said last night have been said before by her, but she finally got to say them on national television. Praise that shifty Andy Cohen for bringing out a true gift for us devotees to petty drama.
Not that I’m hating on Andy Cohen’s shit-stirring antics, because they do give me something to post about. So shit-stir on, you shady bitch.
This past election was such a horrifying shit show (not that the current state of crap is any better) that it destroyed lives, ruined relationships and caused gingers to turn against each other. Mega example: The Queen of the Bernie Bros., Susan Sarandon, and Ride Or Die For Hillary team leader, Debra Messing. Their Twitter feud all started before Hillary Clinton won the Democratic nomination. Susan said that if the presidential showdown came down to Trump and Clinton, some Bernie Bros. would not be able to vote for Clinton. Also, while perched on her rich lady throne, Susan said that Trump’s win could bring on the revolution. Debra dragged Susan for that and it was on. One month after Susan and Debra’s Twitter fight royale, Susan was on Watch What Happens Live where she said that Debra needed a hobby. Susan was on Watch What Happens Live again on Monday and Andy Cohen brought out a microwave-safe dish to reheat the ginger beef between her and Debra.
Mariah Carey was on Watch What Happens Live (via ET) last night to push her mostly boring reality show, and whenever the Spanx-wrapped unicorn and the shifty Siamese Cat get together, the clubhouse floor gets covered with shadiness. Mimi didn’t totally disappoint last night.