Category: Zoe Kravitz
“The Batman” Broke A Pandemic Box Office Record This Weekend
The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson as RBattz and Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman, opened this past weekend, and because of its opening box office numbers, Warner Bros. is a little richer today. The Batman ended up breaking a couple of pandemic box office records. Unfortunately, not the record for how many Batman movies is too many Batman movies (besides, the answer to that is: whatever number we were at after the release of 1997’s stupid masterpiece Batman & Robin).
Zoë Kravitz Wore A Catwoman Inspired Dress For The NYC Premiere Of “The Batman”
Hello Titty! Zoë Kravitz put her best paw forward on the red carpet for the New York City premiere of The Batman wearing a custom velvet Oscar de la Renta gown with kitty titty cups to remind everyone that she is playing Catwoman Selina Kyle in the movie. However, much to Zoë’s embarrassment, it seems the rest of the cast forgot the memo, and instead of wearing the rubber penguin beak codpiece they discussed, Colin Farrell just wore a plain gray suit. And Robert Pattinson was supposed to wear Batty Boy’s hat from Hollywood Shuffle, but he didn’t. Paul Dano is the only other cast member who remembered the theme. Paul’s suit is screaming “Riddle me this, what the hell was I thinking?”
The New Trailer For “The Batman” Shows More Of Zoë Kravitz’s Catwoman
There’s a new trailer out for Matt Reeve‘s The Batman starring Robert Pattison and Zoë Kravitz that includes 20% more Catwoman than the previous trailer, and I’m reeling from what I just saw. I expect Catwoman to have a chic bob and a smokey eye, but not The Batman! But then again, RPattz ain’t your grandfather’s Batman. Or your father’s Batman for that matter. Nor is he your older sibling’s Batman. He’s not even your own Batman from just a couple of years ago. No, RPatz’ Batman is an evolved batperson in possession of a much wider range of emotions, from darkly brooding to glumly seething, but that’s not the only change. Rob’s Batman went to the salon and told his stylist, “give me the Velma Kelly, I’m in the mood for some Le Hot Jazz!”
The Trailer For “The Batman” Is Here And No, I Can’t See Shit
The next time you go to the eye doctor, you’ll probably find that they’ve thrown away the eye chart and will instead play the newest trailer for The Batman for you. If you can clearly spot five things in the trailer, you’ve got 20/20 vision, bitch! Yesterday, many people squinted at their screens like a memaw trying to look at the menu in a dark restaurant before fumbling with her iPhone while trying to find the flashlight button. And that could mean only one thing: the main trailer for the *~dark~* and *~edgy ~* The Batman is out.
Sources Say Zoë Kravitz And Channing Tatum Are An Official Couple
Us Weekly is officially reporting that Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum are officially dating. This official news comes two weeks after the now-official couple was first papped hanging off each other on a sexy NYC BMX bike ride, and mere days after Zoë and Karl Glusman’s divorce was finalized. A source claims Zoë and Channing have tons in common and connected while working on their upcoming film, Pussy Island, which I very much hope is about Aoshima Island, a Japanese fishing community ruled by kitty cats.
Zoe Kravitz And Karl Glusman Are Officially Divorced
32-year-old Zoë Kravitz got secretly hitched to 33-year-old Karl Glusman back in June 2019 at her dad, Lenny Kravitz’s, home in Paris, after they’d been dating since 2016. By December 2020 she had already filed for divorce. It seemed like Zoë had been ready to kick Karl to the curb as she posted during the initial divorce reports about taking out the trash. Well, eight months later, Zoë and Karl’s divorce has finally been finalized and that trash has legally been taken out, I guess.