Category: Zoe Kravitz
Zoë Kravitz And Channing Tatum Might Actually Be A Thing
Finally some sexy news. Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum came rolling in at the tail end of a dry ass coochie summer making the beast with two backs on a BMX bike. Back in January, mere days after Zoë filed for divorce from her husband of 18 months Karl Glusman, a Deuxmoi tip claimed that Zoe was dating an “a-list actor.” Rumors began circulating that Zoë and Channing were doing the old horizontal body roll. But they were quickly denied with a source saying “they’re working together on an upcoming project and it’s not true that they’re dating.” We now know that project was Zoë’s directorial debut, Pussy Island. And based on the pictures we see today, it’s probably a safe bet that they both got lei’d there.
Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Dropping A Thirst Trap While Doing Some Jackhammering
Lenny Kravitz done got us again, y’all! We were just minding our business when 57-year-old Lenny decided to drop a thirst trap that involved both a hot man and a hot man building something. Gather round all who thirst and observe a ripped Lenny Kravitz slinging his big tool and jackhammering a trick (the trick being a deck)! And just like that, thirsty hos everywhere wished they were a backyard deck.
Zoë Kravitz Is Not Rebounding With Channing Tatum
It was just a few days ago when we all learned that Zoë Kravitz and her husband of 18 months, Karl Glusman, had called it quits and that she had filed for divorce on December 23rd. Anyone who was hoping for some drama in this divorce got it a moment later, when Zoë posted a meme to her Instagram Stories which heavily implied the metaphorical trash was being taken out of her life. And Instagram gossip account DeuxMoi published an allegation that Zoë had already moved on to an “A-list movie actor.” The internet started guessing who Zoë might be post-divorce announcement rebounding with, and Channing Tatum’s name came up. But E! News is saying we can all stop picturing Zoë – ahem – riding Channing’s pony because it’s not happening.
Zoë Kravitz Posted A Meme About Taking Out The Trash After Filing For Divorce From Karl Glusman
Over the weekend, it was announced that Zoë Kravitz filed for divorce from Karl Glusman after being married for just 18 months. And on the same day the news of their split came out, Zoë posted a message which may or may not be (definitely is) about Karl. I mean, just because it’s a new year doesn’t mean that humans are ever going to stop sub-tweeting people they’re mad at. Pettiness will outlast everything.
Zoë Kravitz Has Filed For Divorce From Karl Glusman After Less Than Two Years Of Marriage
In late June 2019, Zoë Kravitz, 32, and actor Karl Glusman, 33, threw a lavish wedding in Paris after a sort-of secret and smaller civil ceremony. Just 18 months? That’s not even long enough for the last drunk-salvaged wedge of wedding cake mummified in 15 layers of plastic wrap and suffocated in a zip bag in the deep freeze, labeled with the date and a rainbow of heart emojis; to prove itself by enduring repeated poundings by the giant bag of organic blueberries that keeps getting yanked out for smoothie detail and then carelessly dropped back in. And then there’s the semi-thaw and re-freeze of multiple power outages. The sentimental cake wedge’s resilience and survival are always a testament to the marriage itself. Can the giddy newlyweds endure all the vicissitudes of married life both in and outside of the literal and figurative deep freeze? Time will tell. Well, 18 months of time have spoken, and not even the fledgling ice-patina of wedding cake freezer burn can work its crystallized longevity magic. And speaking of cake, today happens to be Karl’s 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday…
Open Post: Hosted By Zoe Kravitz As Selina Kyle/Catwoman
The Batman is the newest iteration of Batman which we didn’t need but Hollywood is going to give it to us anyway. Robert Pattinson is somehow a broodier (read: greasier and Emo-ier) Bruce Wayne/Batman, Zoe Kravitz is the new Catwoman, and Colin Farrell is The Penguin. We got a teaser trailer that showed us a glimpse of the characters but since it’s still filming, paparazzi were able to catch pictures of them including Zoe as Selina Kyle/Catwoman and I can already tell that Yandy.com is going to make at least five hundred versions of Zoe’s costume for Halloween. Continue reading