In late June 2019, Zoë Kravitz, 32, and actor Karl Glusman, 33, threw a lavish wedding in Paris after a sort-of secret and smaller civil ceremony. Just 18 months? That’s not even long enough for the last drunk-salvaged wedge of wedding cake mummified in 15 layers of plastic wrap and suffocated in a zip bag in the deep freeze, labeled with the date and a rainbow of heart emojis; to prove itself by enduring repeated poundings by the giant bag of organic blueberries that keeps getting yanked out for smoothie detail and then carelessly dropped back in. And then there’s the semi-thaw and re-freeze of multiple power outages. The sentimental cake wedge’s resilience and survival are always a testament to the marriage itself. Can the giddy newlyweds endure all the vicissitudes of married life both in and outside of the literal and figurative deep freeze? Time will tell. Well, 18 months of time have spoken, and not even the fledgling ice-patina of wedding cake freezer burn can work its crystallized longevity magic. And speaking of cake, today happens to be Karl’s 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday…
People shares what is known at this point:
Zoë Kravitz and Karl Glusman have called it quits. In court records obtained by PEOPLE, the Big Little Lies star, 32, filed for divorce from Glusman, 32, on Dec. 23.
A rep for Kravitz confirms the split exclusively to PEOPLE.
Kravitz and Glusman, who were first linked in October 2016, wed in June 2019 at the Paris home of the actress’ father, Lenny Kravitz.
Last summer, for their first anniversary, Zoë shared a pic from their wedding day. I’m going to blame their split on Zoe’s bridal biker shorts.
Zoë, who is currently shooting The Batman in the UK, has left this post up in her feed. Meanwhile, Karl’s IG is a bit… sparse at the moment and appears to have been scrubbed of any and all mentions of Zoë. Ouch. The most important factor in this divorce, however, is not the humans involved, but the fate of their shared pup, Scout. Custody arrangements need to get sorted ASAP to cause as little trauma as possible and to ensure equal treat rations at both of his humans’ homes. Quarantine has been rough on some relationships and may have even played a role here, but we all need to think of the dogs.
This is all the news that’s been released for the moment, so we’re left to speculate aimlessly as far as reasons for the split and should just wait for the inevitable Irreconcilable Differences to make its appearance. In the meantime, Zoë has been receiving a bit of backlash in her IG comments for her friendship with Alexander Wang, who designed her wedding dresses and appears in a recent post of Zoë’s in a pic wishing him a happy birthday and then another with the two sharing a kiss. Awkward. Alexander, of course, has been recently accused of sexual assault and has denied all allegations. It might be time for Zoë to file a second round of divorce docs.