Category: Karl Glusman
Zoë Kravitz Covers Channing Tatum, Taylor Swift And “Nepo Babies” In This Month’s GQ
I don’t want anybody to get too excited: The prediction I’m about to make may be premature, as it is based solely on the pretentious Art fumes wafting off of Zoë Kravitz’ recent interview with GQ in which she touches on falling in love with Channing Tatum, the star of her upcoming feminist directorial debut, over their shared passion for Art, not long after the dissolution of her marriage Karl Glusman, and disputes the idea that “nepo babies” are any different from regular babies that go into the same business as their parents. I mean, I obviously hope and pray that we have another Don’t Worry Darling situation on our hands with Pussy Island, but I’m not quite ready to start taking bets. I know the odds are grim, so for now, I’m just floating the idea in case I get the chance to scream, “I TOLD YOU SO!” when, a year from now, we’re all losing our collective shit when Geena Davis shows up late to the Venice Film Festival swirling an Aperol Spritz.
Zoe Kravitz And Karl Glusman Are Officially Divorced
32-year-old Zoë Kravitz got secretly hitched to 33-year-old Karl Glusman back in June 2019 at her dad, Lenny Kravitz’s, home in Paris, after they’d been dating since 2016. By December 2020 she had already filed for divorce. It seemed like Zoë had been ready to kick Karl to the curb as she posted during the initial divorce reports about taking out the trash. Well, eight months later, Zoë and Karl’s divorce has finally been finalized and that trash has legally been taken out, I guess.
Zoë Kravitz Is Not Rebounding With Channing Tatum
It was just a few days ago when we all learned that Zoë Kravitz and her husband of 18 months, Karl Glusman, had called it quits and that she had filed for divorce on December 23rd. Anyone who was hoping for some drama in this divorce got it a moment later, when Zoë posted a meme to her Instagram Stories which heavily implied the metaphorical trash was being taken out of her life. And Instagram gossip account DeuxMoi published an allegation that Zoë had already moved on to an “A-list movie actor.” The internet started guessing who Zoë might be post-divorce announcement rebounding with, and Channing Tatum’s name came up. But E! News is saying we can all stop picturing Zoë – ahem – riding Channing’s pony because it’s not happening.
Zoë Kravitz Posted A Meme About Taking Out The Trash After Filing For Divorce From Karl Glusman
Over the weekend, it was announced that Zoë Kravitz filed for divorce from Karl Glusman after being married for just 18 months. And on the same day the news of their split came out, Zoë posted a message which may or may not be (definitely is) about Karl. I mean, just because it’s a new year doesn’t mean that humans are ever going to stop sub-tweeting people they’re mad at. Pettiness will outlast everything.
Zoë Kravitz Has Filed For Divorce From Karl Glusman After Less Than Two Years Of Marriage
In late June 2019, Zoë Kravitz, 32, and actor Karl Glusman, 33, threw a lavish wedding in Paris after a sort-of secret and smaller civil ceremony. Just 18 months? That’s not even long enough for the last drunk-salvaged wedge of wedding cake mummified in 15 layers of plastic wrap and suffocated in a zip bag in the deep freeze, labeled with the date and a rainbow of heart emojis; to prove itself by enduring repeated poundings by the giant bag of organic blueberries that keeps getting yanked out for smoothie detail and then carelessly dropped back in. And then there’s the semi-thaw and re-freeze of multiple power outages. The sentimental cake wedge’s resilience and survival are always a testament to the marriage itself. Can the giddy newlyweds endure all the vicissitudes of married life both in and outside of the literal and figurative deep freeze? Time will tell. Well, 18 months of time have spoken, and not even the fledgling ice-patina of wedding cake freezer burn can work its crystallized longevity magic. And speaking of cake, today happens to be Karl’s 33rd birthday. Happy Birthday…