Woody Harrelson Lived His Best Life At Wimbledon

July 15, 2019 / Posted by:

The men’s final at Wimbledon provided us with high and lows, heartbreak and perseverance and they all mostly centered around Woody Harrelson’s reactions and the drama around him getting another drink. WHICH HE DID…but then had to drink in the hallway….before his triumph return to his seat. It had it all. Woody Harrelson reminded everyone the importance of having Woody Harrelson at any and all events. Even the announcers were counting how many drinks Woody had and while cutting to him for a reaction. Truly a great moment for the sport of tennis!

According to Indy 100

Woody Harrelson at Wimbledon is one giant, glorious meme.

The Zombieland actor and director was spotted at the match over the weekend and his spectrum of reactions, whether it was annoyance, delight or happiness, were immortalised (and enjoyed) online.

Truly, they’re great.

There were many Woody highlights: there’s the time a Wimbledon security guard prevented him from returning to his seat, prompting him to chill with a glass of wine. In a random stairwell.

Watching Woody Harrelson watch tennis is the most entertained I’ve ever been while watching tennis. Even after the game was over Woody was just playing on his phone, alone, unaware of time and space, and it’s how I imagine he leaves every bar.

There was also the time he was on his phone. By himself. Because you know, the match was over and everyone left or something.

Also, Woody licking is lips left me both aroused and worried about his chapstick situation? Woody needs to be at all up coming sports events, so he needs to take care of his face. We can’t risk a chapped faced Woody Harrelson at the next event.
Also, also, Woody’s reaction when Nicolas Mahut got a ball to the groin was….something. Woody’s face looked like mine when someone eats my last ice cream sandwich: shock, disbelief, and sadness.

Imagine having Woody around you all day just watching his reactions. What I wouldn’t give to see him like meet a kitten or find a unexpected doughnut. How do we not have constant footage of this international treasure?

If the announcers spent the whole time just reporting on Woody’s actions and reactions, I think the tennis would become the number 1 sport in the world (which it might already be, honestly what do I know) and Woody Harrleson would become the Happy Gilmore of tennis. Only Woody doesn’t even have to play, he just has to be there with his goofy, magical presence and keep trying to get drinks and making faces.

Pic: Twitter


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