Gisele Bündchen Reportedly Issued One Last Ultimatum To Tom Brady

October 26, 2022 / Posted by:

All right, everyone, the moment we have been waiting for is upon us! For months Tom Brady has been fumbling his marriage AND his career after yelling “PSYCH!” once he said he was retiring for good. And his example may be the inspiration for Serena Williams’ potential comeback to tennis, but hopefully, she uses Tom’s blueprint for what NOT to do. Because not only has his career been suffering, his marriage to his leggy lover Gisele Bundchen has been on a rapid decline as she is ready to gallop like a gazelle far away from Tom and his indecisiveness. But in a last-ditch effort, before their union devolves into divorce, Gisele is allegedly giving Tom one more chance to get his shit together or get ready to watch her whisper sweet negotiations into her lawyer’s ear from across the room.

Us Weekly reports Tom’s forever bae, football, hasn’t been treating him too kindly as he continues to undo his GOAT legacy with many bad games and temper tantrums. One of my friends said, “Brady is having the season he deserves,” and unfortunately, that friend was not Gisele because I’m sure she’s saying the exact same thing. Still, sources say that Gisele is all about family, and she genuinely doesn’t want Tom to get sacked so hard that he has to drink all of his meals through a straw for the rest of his life. But in order for her to ensure he takes care of himself and their family, he absolutely needs to leave football behind for good. And she’s pleading with him one last time like a Keith Sweat song with a bunch of “baby, baby PLEASE!” before reaching for the divorce papers.

“Gisele told Tom either he leaves football to spend time with the family or she is gone for good,” an insider exclusively reveals in the newest issue of Us Weekly.

Bündchen, for her part, worries about her husband’s health. “She doesn’t want him to continue to get injured and not be able to enjoy life in the future,” the source adds. “She is doing it for her family.”

Aside from preparing for an epic battle in court with her overgrown adolescent football hero husband, Gisele did take some time to enjoy some fun with her children Benjamin and Vivian at a pumpkin patch.

I’m surprised Tom didn’t take one look at these photos and rush to Gisele’s side since pumpkins look like deformed footballs with ridges. And we all know how much Tom loves his mistress football so the fact he didn’t pull up on Gisele and the kids with tears in his eyes screaming, “GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!“, might be a positive move away from divorce.

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