Category: Kids These Days

Caillou Is Officially Over After 23 Years On Air And Parents Are DELIGHTED

January 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Caillou is a children’s show originally from Canada, which debuted in 1997. No new episodes were made after 2010, but it was syndicated, so it spread everywhere including PBS. Well RIP Caillou, the bald brat bastard is finally going to his grave for good as PBSKids said they will end reruns of the kids’ show. And parents have been dancing on his grave!

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Blue Ivy Carter Is Already An Award-Winning Songwriter At 7 Years Old

November 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Blue Ivy Carter is 7 years old and has already won a BET Soul Train Award in songwriting for her artistic writing contributions to her mom Beyonce’s song Brown Skin Girl. This reminds us all how useless our soccer participation awards are! Blue Ivy wrote the lyrics, “Brown skin girl, your skin just like pearls, the best thing in the world, never trade you for anybody else.” And I’ll sit here and wait for Linda Perry to try to snatch that award right out of Blue Ivy’s hands after accusing her of pulling a Beyonce, and then the Beyhive will swarm Linda like Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.

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Millie Bobbie Brown Wants People To Stop Telling Her To Act Her Age

January 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Drake’s best kid friend, Millie Bobby Brown, raised a few concerned eyebrows when she posted a picture of herself on Instagram wearing a very mature outfit. Some felt it was a bit too mature for a 14-year-old to be dressed like a hostess at SUR, even if it was just as a hostess at brunch service. But Millie doesn’t care what you think. She’s her own “woman” and will dress and do as she pleases. If you don’t like it, you can unfollow her. Only don’t actually do that, her dad probably wouldn’t like that. He’s got the family’s bottom line to think about. If you don’t like it, just don’t comment, ok?

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Her Kids To Be “Perfectly Behaved Little People”

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Now that her divorce with Brad Pitt has moved past the custody phase (I think? Like I don’t want to jinx her), Angelina Jolie is starting the follow-up struggle: recovering her tattered public persona. It’s hard to come out of a malicious divorce without looking like an evil bitch, and considering how many “sources” were popping up to spill some tea, Angie definitely didn’t. But here she is talking about her kids, so how can she be a bitch?

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50 Cent Said He Wouldn’t Mind If His Son Got Hit By A Bus

November 30, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s never been any love lost between 50 Cent and his 21-year-old son Marquise Jackson. Fiddy deeply, truly and unrelentingly hates his kid. So when Fiddy says he wishes his son would get hit by a bus, he really means it. Marquise, who seems to have made it his life’s work to troll his father at every opportunity, posed for a picture standing next to the son of Kenneth “Supreme” McGriff, a drug lord and who is currently serving a life sentence in prison. Problem is, Supreme is on the list of Fiddy’s sworn enemies. In fact, you might even call him his arch nemesis, considering Supreme almost certainly conspired to murder him. The picture was posted on Instagram and Fiddy was having none of it. He commented that he wouldn’t be upset if they both got hit by a bus.

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Farrah Fawcett’s Son Redmond O’Neal Was Arrested For Robbing A Convenience Store

May 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Ryan O’Neal has earned himself yet another a “Father of The Year” mug. He’s gotten one every year since Tatum was born so he’s got 54 of them now! Redmond O’Neal, his son with Farrah Fawcett, was arrested in Santa Monica, CA for robbing a convenience store with a knife. People reports that Redmond is being held on $50,000 bail and is due in court on Thursday.

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