Category: Tasteful Nudes
Leonardo DiCaprio Objected To Meryl Streep Doing A Nude Scene In “Don’t Look Up”
Irmelin Indenbirken, Leonardo DiCaprio’s mom, was born in 1945 which means she was about 31 years old when Leo was born. So it’s no wonder Leo was reportedly skeeved out by the thought of his Don’t Look Up costar Meryl Streep naked. His mom’s is probably the oldest pussy he’s ever seen! And that was only from the inside. According to Us Weekly, while Meryl was perfectly OK with doing a nude scene and wearing a tramp stamp for her role as the fictional President of the United States, Leo “didn’t like seeing her with the lower back tattoo, walking for a second naked.” Apparently, he respects her, and the office, too much.
Kacey Musgraves Was Indeed Naked Under Her Guitar On “Saturday Night Live”
Kacey Musgraves was the musical guest on the 47th season premiere of Saturday Night Live, which aired last Saturday. The show was hosted by Owen Wilson but the real headline-grabber was Miss Kacey who sang her song Justified from her new album Star-Crossed completely naked. So yeah, if her hand slipped while strumming her guitar, she could’ve strummed her down-low part instead.
William Amos, A Canadian Member of Parliament, Was Caught Naked During A Video Meeting
Don’t worry, this wasn’t some kind of Jeffrey Toobin situation, The New York Post says that 46-year-old William Amos, a Liberal Member of Parliament representing the western Quebec riding of Pontiac who is sadly not related to Tori Amos, had a little camera accident at work. His camera was left on by accident after he came back from a run and was getting ready for work-from-home. Will was naked, and only covering his down-low part, and so obviously someone took a picture of it. Well, at least Will didn’t have a side chick in the background.
Open Post: Hosted By The Dude Hanging Naked From A 660-Foot Crane
Humans are known to do dumb things. And more often than I think they should, those stupid actions meet at a crossroads with nudity. Enter: 19-year-old climber Adam Lockwood. Adam climbed to the top of a 660-foot crane which was dumb in itself but then he stripped nude and hung from it with his whole dick out. Naked men falling from the sky is only cool or funny if it’s in a song by The Weather Girls–It’s Raining Men could have taken a dark turn.
Suzanne Somers’ Husband Took That Topless Birthday Pic For Her
As Ferris Bueller once said, life moves pretty fast, and if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, Chrissy from Three’s Company is a 73-year-old Golden Girl crouching naked in a field. Suzanne Somers was a big part of my household growing up, partly because I loved Three’s Company, but mostly because my mom bought a Thighmaster sometime in the late 80’s and it sat around collecting dust until she finally sold it at a garage sale. According to Page Six, Suzanne is living her best life and just celebrated her 73rd birthday by sharing a nude photo taken of her by Alan Hamel, her husband of over 40 years. And since living one’s best life usually comes with a hefty price tag, she’s got a book about aging coming out.
Lindsay Lohan Celebrated Her 33rd Birthday With A Nude Selfie
Despite not having a job that would require her to fill out a W-9, Lindsay Lohan is hard at work squeezing every last drop of publicity out of her 2019 Lohanaissance. The difficult labor Lindsay’s been engaging in, includes celebrating her 33rd birthday with a tasteful nude posted to Instagram. With her realty show and beach club shuttered for good, and her nemesis Paris Hilton shutting down any hope of her joining a reboot of The Simple Life, Lindsay’s using what Dina Lohan gave her to turn what might have been a bummer year into art.