Suzanne Somers And Her Husband Are Probably Humping On Each Other Right Now

In “Your Brain And Genitals Didn’t Need To Be Exposed To This Information” news, Suzanne Somers said on yesterday’s episode of The Talk (via UsWeekly) that she and her husband of 36 years Alan Hamel get their fuck on twice a day. And I bet Ol’ Al smiles like that while getting it in.

We have Miley Cyrus to thank for Suzanne giving us the dry, dusty image of her and Ol’ Al boning each other before dawn. Miley joked on Today that when people turn 40, their pussy or dick gives up on life, shrivels up, falls off and is dipped in batter, fried and sold at your local Long John Silver’s. Suzanne wanted to make it clear that she’s 26 years passed 40, but her over-tanned prune flower stills gets plenty of action. Suzanne said on The Talk that not a day goes by when Ol’ Al’s morning wood doesn’t come a knockin’ on her poon.

“[We have sex] a couple times a day. He’s on hormones and I’m on hormones. I’m going to be so sorry I said that. What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I’m really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings.”

And now for the rest of the day I won’t be able to stop singing, “Come a knock on my poon…” Well, at least it’ll make me temporarily forget that the star of the old Alpha Beta commercials (or star of Razzle Dazzle if your ass is Canadian) is fucking more than me.

And if you’re not dry already, here’s something that’ll suck all the moisture out of you. It’s Miley at her album release party in NYC last night.

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