Lindsay Lohan Pretended Not To Know Paris Hilton When Asked About Their “Feud”
Lindsay Lohan is living in Dubai because she’s a fascinating woman who steals children from refugees and skydives like a boss… or something. All of her interviews recently have made her seem like she’s some worldly entrepreneuse and not a teen actress whose career ended almost a decade ago and now hustles to maintain the wealthy lifestyle she’s become accustomed to. Anyway, she was on Australia’s KIIS1065 with hosts Kyle and Jackie O and she briefly got into the only thing she really gets press for these days: her arch-nemesis Paris Hilton.
Lindsay is doing publicity for… herself? I’m not really sure the purpose of the call-in interview. Is her reality show still happening? Kyle asks her about it but she doesn’t seem to really answer, saying that she’s opening a club in Athens called Lohan Seaside.
After talking about how she lives in Dubai and loves skydiving because she “prefers it” up in the sky (the “she does love getting high” jokes are too easy), Lindsay let it be known that she really is working hard on that new music she’s going to attack us with.
Then she got into Paris. Kyle asked about her and the shit Paris talked about Lindsay on Watch What Happens Live! and Lindsay replied: “Who’s that? …Who’s that?” Funny. Then she explained:
“Nothing really makes me angry. Um… I have no problems with anyone in my life and I’m grateful for that. I’m a very loving person…. If it’s going to be good press for somebody else–even in a negative way–then I’ll pray for them.”
Well that one worker of yours thinks you do drugs, but whatever. Also anyone who boldly says they don’t have a problem with “anyone” absolutely has a problem with someone.
So Lindz, this was already done. Mariah did it first. And she did it better. And it made sense. Mariah Carey was a mega star who said she didn’t know Jennifer Lopez, who was also a mega star–thus creating a feud which excited the tabloids and the fans. Neither you nor Paris are mega stars, so this “feud” is just two petty bitches slapping at each other in the tabloids in order to cling to relevance. Meanwhile, I can’t wait til Lindsay’s new music drops: the response song to My Best Friend’s Ass called My Worst Enemy’s Vagina.
Here’s Lindsay on KIIS1065: