Open Post: Hosted By The Dude Hanging Naked From A 660-Foot Crane
Humans are known to do dumb things. And more often than I think they should, those stupid actions meet at a crossroads with nudity. Enter: 19-year-old climber Adam Lockwood. Adam climbed to the top of a 660-foot crane which was dumb in itself but then he stripped nude and hung from it with his whole dick out. Naked men falling from the sky is only cool or funny if it’s in a song by The Weather Girls–It’s Raining Men could have taken a dark turn.
TMZ says that earlier this year, Adam was given a two-year suspended sentence in his hometown of Manchester, England because he kept scaling buildings and cranes and posting it online. So Adam changed cities and found himself nude on the top of some crane in Benidorm, Spain without any ropes or safety precautions.
Daredevil Hangs Naked from 660-ft Crane with No Rope https://t.co/UcWKMOwC6X
— TMZ (@TMZ) November 11, 2020
This isn’t the first time Adam’s bare dick made it to the top of something it shouldn’t have, as he’s climbed in the nude before:
He’s even done naked climbs before, but he says this is the first time he’s hung naked. Adam reportedly said … “It’s a bit of a challenge and unique. I thought why not,” and added … “Thankfully the weather was hot which helped.”
Love how he’s worried about a small dick and not falling to his death naked. Which I have to imagine is the worst way to fall to your death. Regardless, he’s super proud and posted about checking it off his list of dumb stuff to do before he turns 20:
If this man keeps this shit up he won’t make it to 20. Imagine living in a global pandemic and putting your whole life in danger by climbing a crane? He’s not even wearing a mask over any of his holes!
Pic: Instagram