Category: Stupid Shit

The Philadelphia Health Department Trolls Nicki Minaj On Twitter

February 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Rapper, esteemed medical professional, and lawsuit lightning rod Nicki Minaj is trending again thanks to her infamous view on vaccines and their ability to grow your balls to a monstrous degree. She was recently on the receiving end of a classic burn on Twitter regarding her swollen testicle tweet, but surprisingly it wasn’t Cardi B who trolled her. It was the Philadelphia Health Department! You know, you’ve got a powerfully dumb take on your hands when a government department shades you for something you said months ago!

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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Uzi Vert Removing The $24 Million Pink Diamond From His Forehead

June 2, 2021 / Posted by:

For some reason, rap artist, 26-year-old Lil Uzi Vert got a huge-ass jewel installed into his forehead earlier this year. The jewel was a $24 million pink diamond. Allegedly. It could’ve been a crystal turd from a My Little Pony for all we know. But whatever the case may be, it’s gone from his forehead.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Class-Action Lawsuit Against King’s Hawaiian Rolls For Not Being Made In Hawaii

January 4, 2021 / Posted by:

A Yonkers man is named as the chief plaintiff in a class-action federal lawsuit against the King’s Hawaiian company. King’s Hawaiian is getting sued because even though its packaging mentions Hilo, Hawaii, they’re actually made in Torrance, California. Unlike Hawaiian Punch, which is shipped out from Hawaii on the hour. No one tell this man that Mars bars aren’t actually made in Elon Musk‘s martian candy factory! He’ll riot!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dude Hanging Naked From A 660-Foot Crane

November 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Humans are known to do dumb things. And more often than I think they should, those stupid actions meet at a crossroads with nudity. Enter: 19-year-old climber Adam Lockwood. Adam climbed to the top of a 660-foot crane which was dumb in itself but then he stripped nude and hung from it with his whole dick out. Naked men falling from the sky is only cool or funny if it’s in a song by The Weather GirlsIt’s Raining Men could have taken a dark turn.

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