I think we’ve come a long way in our society when stars are being questioned about whether they’re pretending to be gay because it’s always been the other way around! And other artists have been accused of gay-baiting (see: Nick Jonas, etc…), but Lucifer’s lap-dancin’ lyricist Lil Nas X has been accused of faking his gayness completely. Apparently, there’s a theory going around that the only reason he pretends to be gay is so he can finesse the entire LGBTQ+ community into spending money on his shows and music. And Nas X replied in his most favorite manner by clapping that ass while clapping back at anyone who believes this silly notion.
More Deep Thoughts From Grimes: She Thinks The Earth Is 4000 Years Old And Dinosaurs Are A Trick Of God
Grimes is sharting out some more thick ropes of stupid from her mouth, as she has now claimed that the Earth is only 4000 years old and that dinosaurs were put here by God to confuse us. If there is one thing we can agree on, it’s that Grimes is definitely confused.
Rapper, esteemed medical professional, and lawsuit lightning rod Nicki Minaj is trending again thanks to her infamous view on vaccines and their ability to grow your balls to a monstrous degree. She was recently on the receiving end of a classic burn on Twitter regarding her swollen testicle tweet, but surprisingly it wasn’t Cardi B who trolled her. It was the Philadelphia Health Department! You know, you’ve got a powerfully dumb take on your hands when a government department shades you for something you said months ago!
For some reason, rap artist, 26-year-old Lil Uzi Vert got a huge-ass jewel installed into his forehead earlier this year. The jewel was a $24 million pink diamond. Allegedly. It could’ve been a crystal turd from a My Little Pony for all we know. But whatever the case may be, it’s gone from his forehead.
Open Post: Hosted By The Class-Action Lawsuit Against King’s Hawaiian Rolls For Not Being Made In Hawaii
A Yonkers man is named as the chief plaintiff in a class-action federal lawsuit against the King’s Hawaiian company. King’s Hawaiian is getting sued because even though its packaging mentions Hilo, Hawaii, they’re actually made in Torrance, California. Unlike Hawaiian Punch, which is shipped out from Hawaii on the hour. No one tell this man that Mars bars aren’t actually made in Elon Musk‘s martian candy factory! He’ll riot!
Humans are known to do dumb things. And more often than I think they should, those stupid actions meet at a crossroads with nudity. Enter: 19-year-old climber Adam Lockwood. Adam climbed to the top of a 660-foot crane which was dumb in itself but then he stripped nude and hung from it with his whole dick out. Naked men falling from the sky is only cool or funny if it’s in a song by The Weather Girls–It’s Raining Men could have taken a dark turn.