Category: Super Bowl
Open Post: Hosted By The Super Bowl LV Streaker Who Plugged A Porn Site
No sporting event is complete without some absolute attention whore running across the field. And it happened during yesterday’s Super Bowl LV. Just because it’s the “Big Game” doesn’t mean security is on the ball. Someone charged across the field in a hideous one-piece that advertised a porn site. BORING! Dude should’ve come out in a jizz-spewing dick costume or stayed sitting.
Tom Brady’s Ex Bridget Moynahan Congratulated Him On His 7th Super Bowl Win
Save for a couple of questionably inflated balls, Tom Brady doesn’t really have a reputation of playing dirty on the field. But off the field, Tom Brady famously played it a little dirty in his personal life, when he started dating one woman (Gisele Bundchen) while his ex (Bridget Moynahan) was pregnant with his first kid. It was messier than Tom’s partner in passing, Rob Gronkowski, the second he enters international waters. But time has healed some of that messiness, because Bridget showed she is fully able to play nice, by publicly congratulating her ex on his latest Super Bowl victory.
Behold, The Movie And TV Trailers From Last Night’s Super Bowl
Yesterday was the Super Bowl, did you know? I am thankful to say I literally didn’t catch a single minute of Super Bowl LV. I knew there was not going to be a pop singer on a stripper pole, so I didn’t need to partake. But like every Super Bowl, the game was also about the commercials, and plenty of new movie trailers played last night, even though there’s a chance they may not even come out this year. Because as Entertainment Weekly pointed out, many of the movies that were advertised during last year’s Super Bowl still haven’t come out due to COVID-19. But hey maybe F9 will be a drive-in release?
Well, At Least We Got A Chorus Of Dancing Jockstrap Faces
“Can’t Feel My Face” isn’t only just one of The Weeknd’s cokey anthems, it was also what some people said last night after their face and everything else went numb and fell asleep over the Super Bowl LV Halftime Show. It was presented by Pepsi (and yes, the entire internet made the same “sponsored by Pepsi but all the songs about coke” joke), but it really should’ve been presented by Vivarin and Dramamine, because when The Weeknd (government name: Abel Tesfaye) wasn’t crooning us into an open-eyed coma, he was giving us the dizzies! Oh, it also should’ve been sponsored by Aspirin because many oldies probably chewed on several Aspirin pills to avoid having a heart attack over the misspelling of “Weekend“!!!
Open Post: Hosted By Puppies Predicting The Super Bowl
Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show now hold the dubious distinction of being involved with hosting Open Post two days in a row. But unlike yesterday’s gross revelation of Jeff Bezos hitting up Alexa for kinky roleplay that no one in their right mind wanted or needed, today is Super Bowl LV(55) and redemption is at hand: It’s all about the puppies!
The Weeknd Claims There Will Be No Special Guests During His Super Bowl Halftime Show
On Sunday, Pepsi will proudly present the Super Bowl LV Halftime Show, a dazzling display of music, lights, entertainment, and showmanship, that is sandwiched awkwardly in between two halves of a boring-ass football game. The king of this weekend’s Halftime Show razzle-dazzle is none other than the appropriately named, The Weeknd. And only The Weeknd. No one else but The Weeknd will be showing up on the Pepsi Halftime Show stage at the Super Bowl in Tampa, Florida this weekend. At least according to The Weeknd.